Posted on 03/11/2005 8:16:15 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance
That's him alright.
You did notice his post ended with the usual Shalom, and mine with "have a nice day", didn't you?
There is no bad blood at all.
BRILLIANT!!!
Sweetie,
You're right!
They are gorgeous.
10000 times more beautiful than any of the others :)
Way to go, ladies!!!
congrats on some pretty girls. What strokes? I was a breast and butterfly swimmer myself...and a diver.
wondered where you two went....kind of dropped off the screen there for a moment. glad no bad blood. but a duel, nonetheless, is worthy entertainment. Zell likes 'em, too.
One Friday afternoon Greg tells Jake that he simply must come to the Freshman dance. Greg explained it would be dark and Jake wouldn't have to worry about his eye. After much pleading and cajoling Jake agreed.
Unfortunately, Jake was still too self-conscous to actualy talk with anyone. He kept hanging on the wall and looked absolutely miserable. Greg finally came up to him and said, "You see that pretty girl over there. She's just as self-conscious as you because she has a slight hairlip. It's no big deal but she's as bad about it as you are. I'm sure you would be safe asking her to dance."
So Jake goes over and says, "Excuse me, would you care to dance?"
She says, "Would I??!! Would I??!!"
Jake shouts, "Harelip! Harelip!" and runs out of the building.
Shalom.
I knew a guy with a wooden leg. Not very tall. In fact, he used to be a foot taller......
Annie does freestyle sprint (#4 or 5 in the state!) and backstroke. Abbie likes butterfly and freestyle distance. She did her first 1650 (a mile) in competetion a week ago.
They both work so hard at it that the other kids parents are real jealous. They typically finish at least 3-4 body lengths ahead of the other kids their age.
It may have to do with the fact I started them swimming at around 5 months. They could swim well before they could walk.
Both were good. I don't wanna choose the best out of them. Excellent slap-downs on both sides.
Why thank you!
I was willing to forgive the rest, but them's fightin' words!
A good start.
What can you assume has happened when you see a lawyer buried up to his neck in concrete?
Somebody ran out of concrete.
This engineer dies and is accidently routed to Hell instead of to Heaven where he belongs. When he finally notices the error G-d calls Satan and says, "I hear you have one of our engineers. You're going to have to send him up here."
Satan says, "Send him up there. Are you kidding??? This guy is great. He's air-conditioned the place. He's put in escalators on all the tall peaks. He's built jackhammers for the guys who are breaking rocks, and he almost has the elevator to my pad completed. No way am I sending him up there."
G-d says, "You better send him up right away or I'll sue!"
"Right!" says Satan. "Where are you gonna get a lawyer?"
Shalom.
One breath? I would need about 3 cigaretes to get all that our!
I'm stumped. I was wondering if Yo Yo Ma married Tseng Tsing Ma would he be Yo Yo Ma Ma?
Would people holler, "Hey! Yo Yo Ma Ma!" when they saw him?
Shalom.
Everyone loves us engineers!
Is this the right room for an argument?
I told you once.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
Yes ... excuse me, is this the five minute argument or did you want the full half hour?
Ah, just five minutes, thanks.
Good. Anyway, I most certainly told you.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
Oh, look, this isn't an argument.
Yes, it is.
No, it isn't.
Shalom.
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