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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD!!!! ****
3/11/05 | All

Posted on 03/11/2005 8:16:15 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance

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To: najida

Awwww cripes, now why did ya have to go an' do that?


181 posted on 03/11/2005 11:47:47 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (“Every time a system is made foolproof - a new class of fool emerges.”)
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To: ArGee

What do you fall the woman with chronic diarhea?

Flo

What do you call the girl with 1 leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.


182 posted on 03/11/2005 11:49:53 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (“Every time a system is made foolproof - a new class of fool emerges.”)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; najida

Notice: Fierce Allegiance doesn't mind throwing out the babe pics....


183 posted on 03/11/2005 11:50:03 AM PST by peacebaby (Lithium isn't just for batteries.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Cuz darlin'
tryin' to keep up with all the bimbo pictures:)....


184 posted on 03/11/2005 11:50:31 AM PST by najida (Today I am wearing in my hair "Innocence" paint...eggshell finish. There's some irony there.)
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To: peacebaby

I only posted a beer advert.


185 posted on 03/11/2005 11:51:52 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (“Every time a system is made foolproof - a new class of fool emerges.”)
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To: najida

You never let me down. :)


186 posted on 03/11/2005 11:52:39 AM PST by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: peacebaby

Errr....Ummm....Why is the stirrup upside down?....And so short?

Just, ya know, details...


187 posted on 03/11/2005 11:52:48 AM PST by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: najida

Those fags would be of very little use around the house. They're likely gay, so they wouldn't service you and they couldn't fix anything lest they screw up their manicures and pedicures. The steroids would kill their endurance, too.


188 posted on 03/11/2005 11:53:26 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (“Every time a system is made foolproof - a new class of fool emerges.”)
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To: AnOldCowhand

There's a stirrup?


189 posted on 03/11/2005 11:54:20 AM PST by najida (Today I am wearing in my hair "Innocence" paint...eggshell finish. There's some irony there.)
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To: ArGee

Let's see...being whelmed is being covered in water, being overwhelmed is being really covered in water...and underwhelmed is either wading or walking on water.


190 posted on 03/11/2005 11:54:22 AM PST by BJClinton (My name is Rather. And I'm a dick)
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To: ArGee

What do you call a man with no arm or legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell


191 posted on 03/11/2005 11:54:35 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Said the blind man walking by the fish market, "G'morning ladies!"

So I asked the one-eye'd waitress for a refill on my coffee, "Say Crystal...."

So I asked the one legged gal, "Hey, Peg...."

(we are getting very close to the time honored "wood eye" joke here)

192 posted on 03/11/2005 11:54:54 AM PST by llevrok (Don't blame me!!!!!! I voted for Pedro)
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To: najida

WHOA!!!! :)


193 posted on 03/11/2005 11:54:55 AM PST by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Yeah yeah yeah,
And all those bimbos in the bikinis are really drag queens.;)


194 posted on 03/11/2005 11:55:23 AM PST by najida (Today I am wearing in my hair "Innocence" paint...eggshell finish. There's some irony there.)
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To: llevrok
"Alright! Alright! I'll take the soup. Now leave me to Freep, damnit!"

Poor guy. Imagine how long it took him to get all that soup out of the keyboard before he could return to his FReeping.

Makes you wanna cry.

Shalom.

195 posted on 03/11/2005 11:55:28 AM PST by ArGee (Why do we let queers tell us what's normal?)
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To: najida

Pic won't display on Thag's 'puter.


196 posted on 03/11/2005 11:56:58 AM PST by thag (Thag ain't no rocket scientist....)
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To: Auntbee

He's realllll purty, ain't he? :)


197 posted on 03/11/2005 11:57:09 AM PST by najida (Today I am wearing in my hair "Innocence" paint...eggshell finish. There's some irony there.)
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To: llevrok
(we are getting very close to the time honored "wood eye" joke here)

Told it a couple weeks back.

Whaddya call a blonde with an IQ of 70?

Brilliant.

Shalom.

198 posted on 03/11/2005 11:57:27 AM PST by ArGee (Why do we let queers tell us what's normal?)
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To: ArGee

as for verb names... Drew Carey is the perfect verb/verb


199 posted on 03/11/2005 11:58:04 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect)
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To: AnOldCowhand

I didn't know the stirrup was upside down. I couldn't get any further than the hole in the front of his trousers....oh, wait a minute....


200 posted on 03/11/2005 11:58:21 AM PST by peacebaby (Lithium isn't just for batteries.)
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