Schadenfreude

481 posted on 03/04/2005 7:52:20 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

"Dang"? Wasn't it named "Schadenfreude"?

482 posted on 03/04/2005 7:55:02 AM PST by OESY

We're looney. But Louis is dull.

483 posted on 03/04/2005 7:55:05 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Heavy on description, I'll admit.

484 posted on 03/04/2005 7:55:31 AM PST by Tax-chick (Donate to FRIENDS OF SCOUTING and ruin a liberal's day!)

485 posted on 03/04/2005 8:03:04 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

He was like Tom Clancy, "Just shut up and tell the story!" , is what I feel like yelling.

486 posted on 03/04/2005 8:04:15 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

To: Conspiracy Guy; Tax-chick

Sheesh, it doesn't seem dull to me, but who's Phil?:

"When he went to buy tickets, though, he found out it was a World Premiere and even the governor was having trouble getting tickets. He was disappointed, but there was nothing he could do. Then one day a miracle happened. A few days before he'd been assigned to pick up the famous Dorothy L'mour at the airport because she was going to entertain the troops for a few weeks. Then she got a phone call and had to leave right away, although she was really sorry the troops would have to be disappointed. When he had loaded up all her luggage for the second time, she reached in her bag.

"Would you have any use for two tickets to the World Premiere?" she asked. He told her the whole story about Helen, and when he finished, she gladly gave him the tickets. Helen would have been impressed enough that he'd gotten tickets, but Dorothy L'mour had secretly engaged a limousine to pick them up and drive them to the theatre. Phil can't remember what the movie was about. The whole time, he was watching Helen.

"A little after that, Phil was told he'd be going to the Pacific. But he ended up in Australia instead. Phil was extremely scared during the battles, until one day another soldier gave him a "lucky penny". He was still scared, but it helped.

"After that the soldiers went to the Pacific and Korea where they captured a Naval Base. At the Naval Base, Phil had been the one to go negotiate a surrender. His knees were knocking together as the barricaded doors swung open in front of him. The Japanese commander turned out to speak English quite well because he had gone to a college in California that Phil was familiar with...." (to be continued?)

487 posted on 03/04/2005 8:07:32 AM PST by OESY

Head on keyboard snoring

488 posted on 03/04/2005 8:18:20 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

And here I thought it was remarkably fast paced......zzzzzz.....

489 posted on 03/04/2005 8:21:15 AM PST by OESY

490 posted on 03/04/2005 8:25:01 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

To: Right Wing It

Come on back and play. You survived a pretty severe hijacking. You've proven to be tough. We are still dancing like drunken fools on this thread.

491 posted on 03/04/2005 8:28:56 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Oh yesssirree! And afterwards I can peel my toenails off jest to keep the goodtimes rollin'!

492 posted on 03/04/2005 8:50:37 AM PST by Hi Heels (Trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. Twain)

To: King Prout; Harmless Teddy Bear; Zacs Mom; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; Laura Earl; MeekOneGOP

Good lord! What the hell is that? Sea penis? I swear everyone on this forum runs searchs all day on the world's most bizarre animal life certain to make hi heels hurl.

493 posted on 03/04/2005 8:54:30 AM PST by Hi Heels (Trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. Twain)

494 posted on 03/04/2005 9:01:35 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

*snort* You're a very sick man.

495 posted on 03/04/2005 9:06:50 AM PST by Hi Heels (Trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. Twain)

496 posted on 03/04/2005 9:07:19 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

yet despite that, Laura still feeds you. Mostly pancakes...

497 posted on 03/04/2005 9:11:44 AM PST by Hi Heels (Trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. Twain)

498 posted on 03/04/2005 9:14:04 AM PST by Hi Heels (Trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. Twain)

To: Hi Heels; King Prout; Harmless Teddy Bear; Zacs Mom; Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl; MeekOneGOP

Many consider the Geoduck good luck

499 posted on 03/04/2005 9:21:56 AM PST by Lady Jag (Honor)

I just wear pancakes.

500 posted on 03/04/2005 9:23:18 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

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