In between checking out various types of gypsum on my janitorial job at the local college, I stumbled upon these cynical words of wisdom about marriage.
1 posted on
02/16/2005 7:34:03 AM PST by
Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
My grandfather sat me down and told me to be single for the rest of my life, and to raise my children the same way.
Grandma wasn't happy about that one.
2 posted on
02/16/2005 7:36:05 AM PST by
tfecw
(Vote Democrat, It's easier then working)
To: Lazamataz
Sounds like a mewling metrosexual to me.
My wife: "You just do whatever you want to, when you want to. RIGHT!?"
Me: "You betcha."
Been married 15 years and finally whipped her into shape!
3 posted on
02/16/2005 7:36:18 AM PST by
HMFIC
(Fourth Generation American INFIDEL and PROUD OF IT!)
To: Lazamataz
The main attraction used to be lots of conjugal access. Then after a couple of years the liabilities start outweighing the main asset. If you want to be cynical, and all you like is screwing, take a mistress. Who needs marriage?? ;-)
Denny Crane: "There are two places to find the truth. First God and then Fox News."
4 posted on
02/16/2005 7:37:08 AM PST by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: Lazamataz
This is a load of sheetrock mud.
;-)
5 posted on
02/16/2005 7:37:35 AM PST by
Quilla
To: Lazamataz
6 posted on
02/16/2005 7:37:46 AM PST by
dakine
To: Lazamataz
Don't get the wrong woman pregnant either. You and your kids
will pay for the rest of your lives. Don't ask me how I know
this.
7 posted on
02/16/2005 7:38:14 AM PST by
refermech
To: Lazamataz
I'm sure if this jerk (and jerks like him) ever did marry, it would end up in divorce with the kids (if he deigned to further his jerky genes) having little if anything to do with him. Self-fullfilling prophecy.
If two people--male or female or both--are incredibly negative and incredibly selfish, marriage and the reponsibilities of having children come into this world are a recipe for disaster.
8 posted on
02/16/2005 7:38:29 AM PST by
demnomo
To: Lazamataz
Nomarriage.com... An organziation made up of LOSERS in the game of life. LOL
9 posted on
02/16/2005 7:38:47 AM PST by
odoso
(Millions for charity, but not one penny for tribute!)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
I think more practical advise to young men is:
1. Love is swell, but to many people settle for sex. Don't get married unless you are ready to begin a family.
2. Don't get married to somebody you don't get along with well enough to stay the course. If she belittles you now when she doesn't get her way, it will only be worse after you get married.
11 posted on
02/16/2005 7:40:22 AM PST by
Kenton
("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
To: Lazamataz
Well, thanks for the really cherry post.
I feel a lot better now.
13 posted on
02/16/2005 7:41:11 AM PST by
RexBeach
To: Lazamataz
As I heard in the movie "IN GOOD COMPANY" the secret to a good marriage is finding the right person to be in the foxhole with and keeping your thing in your pants when you're out in the world.
14 posted on
02/16/2005 7:41:25 AM PST by
Hildy
( To work is to dance, to live is to worship, to breathe is to love.)
To: Lazamataz
Above article paid for by the "Saudi Wahabbi Outreach Committee." Our motto: "Those who copulate populate."
15 posted on
02/16/2005 7:41:25 AM PST by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It!)
To: Lazamataz
What I'm saying is that human beings are nasty weak treacherous creatures that are for the most part totally untrustworthy. I fully agree that the author should avoid marriage like the plague. This author would do better to dive into a concrete dam as it's being poured than to marry.
16 posted on
02/16/2005 7:42:16 AM PST by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: Lazamataz
You end up being closely tied to an old woman. Think about that. I can go to Europe or the south seas tomorrow. If I was married I wouldn't have the money and I'd have to ask HER permission. Don't get married unless you are absolutely religiously in love with her. Like carry her sick aged body to the toilet and wipe her butt and be happy to do it kind of love. Does the fool think that men stay 30ish till the day they die in their 60s , 70s, or 80s? That they never become incapacitated or senile? What about old women who are trying to care for their aged husbands? Why DOES this fool seem to think that ageing is a one-way street-especially when even today, women tend to be a few years younger than their spouses?
17 posted on
02/16/2005 7:42:25 AM PST by
kaylar
To: Lazamataz
Funny thing is if I bring up the subject of any of the women I know over 45 who have been/are married it is unanimous that they would not do it again.
They won't tell me not to do it but they all state once is more than enough for them.
20 posted on
02/16/2005 7:42:50 AM PST by
cjshapi
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
NoMarriage.com award winner:
25 posted on
02/16/2005 7:43:25 AM PST by
Brett66
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To: Lazamataz
>Why Men Should Not Marry
To: Lazamataz
This guy could use some Prozac.
Married or not - he is a lonely, miserable guy and will be until he learns humanity and the benefits of sharing his life.
28 posted on
02/16/2005 7:44:24 AM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". -- Dave Barry)
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