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Zoo tempts gay penguins to go straight
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Posted on 02/09/2005 1:14:24 PM PST by Lorianne
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To: davidosborne
Bring those gay penguins around here! I have a flock of fat seagulls around here that chased all the other birds away. 15 miles from the Pacific ocean. Cats and dogs are afraid of them. And I do not want CD-sized droppings on my truck anymore. If those gay penguins don't do the job, it's time to domesticate fast beige colored dogs called coyotes.
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posted on
02/11/2005 4:37:14 PM PST
by
BobS
To: Lorianne
Why can't we just accept the penguins for what they are? Hmmmmm? :) Hehehehe!
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posted on
02/11/2005 4:51:49 PM PST
by
writer33
("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, being released in March)
To: Lorianne
But introducing the Bremerhaven penguins to their new Swedish friends may not be as successful as hoped after earlier experiments revealed great difficulties in separating homosexual couples.A smallish crowbar may suffice...
To: Lorianne
Ali G - "Why is all de Penguins gay?"
To: davidosborne
To: davidosborne
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posted on
02/12/2005 7:04:03 AM PST
by
E.G.C.
To: Lorianne
Did anyone think that maybe because they did not have contact with female penguins they ended up like this? Maybe when given the choice, they would prefer females? How is this different from the prison system.
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posted on
02/12/2005 7:07:05 AM PST
by
KC_Conspirator
(This space outsourced to India)
To: Lorianne
Always thought that Busby Berkely was a little, well, you know.
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posted on
02/12/2005 7:41:30 AM PST
by
P.O.E.
(FReeping - even better than flossing.)
To: davidosborne
Do you have the link to that story? Thanks.
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posted on
02/12/2005 11:40:04 AM PST
by
Lorianne
To: davidosborne
"...or just got together because of a lack of females." That would make too much sense.
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posted on
02/13/2005 7:38:23 PM PST
by
skr
(May God bless those in harm's way and confound those who would do the harming)
To: Lorianne; Richard Kimball
Did someone say "gay penguin"?
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posted on
02/13/2005 7:53:28 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Blind stupidity or blind loyalty is still blind.)
To: sweetliberty
That's funny, and a strong indication that someone has too much spare time. Or, that they're the next animation star at Dreamworks.
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posted on
02/13/2005 7:56:43 PM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
To: polymuser; Cyrano
ROFL!
It's a plot by microslop to make Linux look bad.
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posted on
02/15/2005 9:48:14 PM PST
by
Terriergal
(What is the meaning of life?? Man's chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him for ever.)
To: Lorianne
The four Swedish females And if that don't work we KNOW they're gay!
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posted on
02/15/2005 9:52:46 PM PST
by
Terriergal
(What is the meaning of life?? Man's chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him for ever.)
To: Lorianne; All
This is a bunch of bogus!
Birds are omnisexual. As any bird owner will tell you, when in captivity, they will mate with ANYTHING...their perches, sticks, food, cloth cozies, your sleeve or other birds of the same sex.
It's not a matter of being "gay", it's just that they don't know they'll go blind!
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posted on
02/15/2005 9:55:02 PM PST
by
shibumi
("Out Here We Is Stoned - Immaculate".....J.M.)
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