Sperm race TV show launched in Germany

Ananova ^ | 1/18/5

[gs-conserv]

Actually, I think it would be a much more interesting show if the twelve men lined up, with "puds" in hand and judges spaced anywhere from 3 feet to 10 feet out, ready to measure distance - you know, as is done with "shot put" or "discus" events.

[aShepard]

Next will be a reality show in San Francisco, with a bunch of poofters sitting in a hot tub;

they all fart at once, and see who's package makes it to the surface first!

[TheBigB]

I don't fall immediately into such a deep sleep that I wouldn't wake up if THAT were going on.

"Once I found my girlfriend in bed with another guy. I was crushed! I said 'get off me, you two!'" ~ Comedian Emo Phillips

[dfwgator]

[NeoCaveman]

I'm a little suprised to see the Germans do this, especailly after this news broke....German penises 'too small for EU condoms'

[Hegewisch Dupa]

dude - it's physics - small nozzle, high exit velocity

[Petronski]

RACE CANCELLED!

[GraniteStateConservative]

No kidding. How did Fox not scoop this idea? Heads will roll.

[beyond the sea]

race cancelled

..........

ROFL!

[Petronski]

All the little fellas are swimming back up stream!

[beyond the sea]

Twelve men, including two celebrities and a 'health freak',

"health freak? -- How about including a wasted old wino to see how well he does?

[Junior]

Gives new meaning to "a spurt at the end..."

[Argh]

And I thought "My Mother the Car" was a dumb idea...

[cjshapi]

Or "the winner by a head"

[Junior]

You owe me a new keyboard and monitor. That'll teach me to sip tea while reading your posts...

[dansangel]

I think you've finally stunned me (or is that "stuned my beeber") speechless.

((((((Argh)))))))

:-)

[Argh]

It took me enough tries, didn't it, Miss Angel?

:^)

[dansangel]

Caught me in a weak moment.

:-)

[shaggy eel]

,,, the show where everyone's a winner wanker.

[shaggy eel]

,,, get into this and see if there's a job advertised for someone to clean up the studio after the show. What a great way to see Germany and earn some Euros!!