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100-Pound Woman Downs Six-Pound Burger
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Posted on 01/15/2005 2:45:53 PM PST by martin_fierro
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To: Dog Gone
"None of this computes."
The average person's stomach is the size of two fists. So it is hard to believe these "little" folks can do it.
I figure these prize-winning eaters have a digestive system that is a little quicker at breaking it down and moving it from the stomach into the intestines. I guarantee you the gal prepped by going on a liquid diet for a couple of days beforehand, just to "purge" the intestines of content, and maybe even had an enema.
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posted on
01/16/2005 6:54:38 AM PST
by
AngrySpud
(Behold, I am The Anti-Crust ... Anti-Hillary)
To: martin_fierro
106 lbs. now. I'm going with 111: 100 pound girl initially, plus six pounds of burger, " and five pounds of fixins' "
To: martin_fierro
If I took her on a date she'd better pay for her own meal.
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
OMG!
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
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posted on
01/17/2005 1:02:25 PM PST
by
mhking
(Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
To: martin_fierro; mhking; hchutch
The burger takes 45 minutes to cook, and those who try to meet the three-hour limit must use no utensils and eat all of these fixins: one large onion, two whole tomatoes, one half head of lettuce, 1 1/4 pounds of cheese, top and bottom buns, and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, relish, banana peppers and some pickles."Would you like fries with that?"
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posted on
01/17/2005 1:05:38 PM PST
by
Poohbah
(God must love fools. He makes so many of them...)
To: Poohbah
"Mr Poohbah, would you like to upgrade to the King Size Fries and Drink?"
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posted on
01/17/2005 2:04:56 PM PST
by
Grampa Dave
( The MSM has been a weapon of mass disinformation for the Rats for at least 4 decades.)
To: Grampa Dave
Dang! I forgot!
"Sir, would you like to Super-Size that 96er for 39 cents?"
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posted on
01/17/2005 2:05:43 PM PST
by
Poohbah
(God must love fools. He makes so many of them...)
To: martin_fierro
I couldn't even dream of attempting this... but mostly because I can't stand mayonnaise, and they require you to eat all of the condiments. (Not to mention the bun would be decidedly unfriendly to an Atkins diet...)
:)
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posted on
01/17/2005 2:08:49 PM PST
by
kevkrom
(If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
To: martin_fierro
"And finally, madame, a wafer-thin mint...."
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posted on
01/17/2005 2:11:22 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: martin_fierro
Did she have a Diet Coke with that!?
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posted on
01/17/2005 2:17:44 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
01/17/2005 2:20:32 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Filling in for punmeister Chas. Henrickson, who's on assignment)
To: Poohbah
"Sir, would you like to Super-Size that 96er for 39 cents?"
Good now, the order is complete.
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posted on
01/17/2005 2:24:48 PM PST
by
Grampa Dave
( The MSM has been a weapon of mass disinformation for the Rats for at least 4 decades.)
To: martin_fierro
Oh, YES!
One day, it shall be mine.
NO DOUBT IT SHALL with EXTRA CHEESE and HEAVY MAYO! (drool drool!!!! hold the mustard)
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posted on
01/31/2005 5:43:46 AM PST
by
webboss
(4 MORE YEARS!!!!)
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