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Ask Dog Lady: Fake testicles tell more about your boyfriend than your dog (very funny)
TownOnline ^ | 1/5/04 | Rachel & Dog Lady

Posted on 01/06/2005 11:28:58 AM PST by pissant

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To: Sam's Army
ole WP got BANNED, PERMANENTLY!

free diixe,sw

101 posted on 01/06/2005 2:13:54 PM PST by stand watie ( being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel
"Two Neuticles models are available in multiple sizes..."

Are the smallest ones called "Neutrino's"?
(there's a physics joke in here somewhere...)

102 posted on 01/06/2005 2:32:44 PM PST by talleyman (Merry Christmas! ("And God bless us every one!"))
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To: MediaMole

I love Neuticles! They taste just as good as the real thing, and they won't stain your dress!
Monica Lewinsky


103 posted on 01/06/2005 2:40:40 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (NO BLOOD FOR CHOCOLATE! Get the UN-ignoring, unilateralist Frogs out of Ivory Coast!)
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To: stand watie; Owl_Eagle; HenryLeeII
"ole WP got BANNED, PERMANENTLY!"

Yeah, I had heard something along those lines. What do you think of this story?

Free Beer,

SA

104 posted on 01/06/2005 3:36:55 PM PST by Sam's Army (No witty taglines currently come to mind)
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To: HairOfTheDog

I had a male dog that was neutered. He turned out great! And it's not like he ever suffered for want of balls - he just didn't have any!

Gawd, I loved that dog!

CA....


105 posted on 01/06/2005 4:42:23 PM PST by Chances Are (Whew! It seems I've once again found that silly grin!)
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To: apackof2

>"Well- the day came when I had to consider neutering- and was really surprised that the testicles are permanently removed when the pet is neutered." Miller said.<

No Sparky, the dog's fam'bly jewels are put in a little jar, and if you want to change your mind, you take 'em out, rinse off the formaldehyde, and sew 'em back in.

</ Sarcasm>


106 posted on 01/06/2005 4:53:02 PM PST by Darnright
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To: CindyDawg

I was referring to your response:

"It's a guy thing. Nuts."

Personally I think the Lady's boy friend is nuts.


107 posted on 01/06/2005 7:35:23 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell (McCain will slay a slew of Republican initiatives if he is able.)
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To: HairOfTheDog

See # 107.


108 posted on 01/06/2005 7:38:14 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell (McCain will slay a slew of Republican initiatives if he is able.)
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To: F.J. Mitchell

I was just checkin'!


109 posted on 01/06/2005 7:38:46 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog

LOL!


110 posted on 01/06/2005 7:52:25 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell (McCain will slay a slew of Republican initiatives if he is able.)
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To: Sam's Army

If Wlat and stand watie got together to discuss dog testicles and secession, you just knew that that was going to last 3,500 replies or more, with at least three instances of Wlat misspelling his own first name (Walt)! Ah, those were the days!


111 posted on 01/07/2005 6:33:02 AM PST by HenryLeeII (Democrats have helped kill more Americans than the Soviets and Nazis combined!)
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To: Ryan Spock
That little dinky truck needs a pair of truck balls to make it qualify as a non-Hispanic man's truck. What I want to know is, why don't they make them with hair on them? Who wants bare, naked balls? They look shaved, like they belong to some gay boy.

Capriole, an afficionada

112 posted on 01/07/2005 9:14:04 AM PST by Capriole (the Luddite hypocritically clicking away on her computer)
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