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1st Zotting of 2nd Coming of Messiah
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| 15th Dec,2004
| Gordon Muir
Posted on 12/15/2004 5:58:00 AM PST by 2nd Messiah
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To: 2nd Messiah
Hello!! anyone home? You aren't playing along with us?
You obviously wanted some attention, but where did you go?
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posted on
12/15/2004 6:56:35 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? Freepmail Visualops or myself for details)
To: Delta 21; Zavien Doombringer
Your wish is my command...
102
posted on
12/15/2004 6:57:05 AM PST
by
RebelBanker
(To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!)
To: MikeinIraq
She's in a new one with Pierce Brosnan. Kinda a "Thomas Crown Affair" thingie called "After the Sunset". From what I hear, that African tribe's going to be opening a brand new church once they see it.
Stay safe and hurry home!
103
posted on
12/15/2004 7:00:04 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: 2nd Messiah; MikeinIraq
Was it a Full Moon? Did you see the bats? Were you wearing a carnation? Is your refrigerator running?
104
posted on
12/15/2004 7:02:50 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Boycott Boycotts Warrior. If you aint buying call me!)
To: timpad
wow....im gonna have to think about joining that tribe!!
Will do....
105
posted on
12/15/2004 7:02:52 AM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(26 days until I can leave Iraq for good....and wearing my Levi's....and boycotting boycotts)
To: MikeinIraq
106
posted on
12/15/2004 7:03:21 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Boycott Boycotts Warrior. If you aint buying call me!)
To: 2nd Messiah
Moonies = Barking Moonbats. 'Nuff said.
107
posted on
12/15/2004 7:04:01 AM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Conspiracy Guy
I would bet the only full moon this idiot has seen is when he bent over a mirror naked!!!
He probably sees helicopters all day from his crib....
108
posted on
12/15/2004 7:04:12 AM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(26 days until I can leave Iraq for good....and wearing my Levi's....and boycotting boycotts)
To: Conspiracy Guy; 2nd Messiah
didnt you know? gnats are the tool of THE MAN!!
109
posted on
12/15/2004 7:04:47 AM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(26 days until I can leave Iraq for good....and wearing my Levi's....and boycotting boycotts)
To: 2nd Messiah
Is this another Aimee Semple McPherson drive by?
110
posted on
12/15/2004 7:04:48 AM PST
by
najida
(Ever wish you could just stay home all day in your jammies?)
To: najida
I'm thinking more on a Kathryn Kuhlman Conspiracy level. But she knew I was gonna say that.
To: 2nd Messiah; expatguy
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
I been sayin' that sh/t for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant, I just thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a MFer before Zotting his ass. But I saw some sh/t this mornin' that made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Zot here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shi/t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', newbie. I'm tryin' real hard. .......to be the shepherd.
To: najida
Was she the one that counseled Larry Flynt?
Or am I confusing her with Anita Bryant?
(Perplexed Smiley.)
113
posted on
12/15/2004 7:12:17 AM PST
by
Do not dub me shapka broham
(Why did it take me so long to come up with a new tag-line, huh?! What's up with that?)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
She was the first fire and brimstone female evangelist. I think the first woman to drive across country and even kidnapped by the KKK to give them a private sermon. :)
114
posted on
12/15/2004 7:14:53 AM PST
by
najida
(Ever wish you could just stay home all day in your jammies?)
To: najida
Awesome!
I knew that I recognized the name from somewhere, I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Thanks.
115
posted on
12/15/2004 7:16:58 AM PST
by
Do not dub me shapka broham
(Why did it take me so long to come up with a new tag-line, huh?! What's up with that?)
To: MikeinIraq
At night in the distance most helicopters appear to be black.
116
posted on
12/15/2004 7:23:52 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Boycott Boycotts Warrior. If you aint buying call me!)
To: MikeinIraq
It's the helicopters you don't see that you need to worry about!
117
posted on
12/15/2004 7:24:29 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Boycott Boycotts Warrior. If you aint buying call me!)
To: MikeinIraq
Yes gnats are remotely controlled and have tiny cameras beaming video to a satellite so The Man can monitor.
118
posted on
12/15/2004 7:25:54 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Boycott Boycotts Warrior. If you aint buying call me!)
To: timpad
119
posted on
12/15/2004 7:38:48 AM PST
by
international american
(Generation Jones: "I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life)
To: Conspiracy Guy
That is for sure....
it is the GNATS you dont see that you gotta worry about....
that link was frikin awesome....
120
posted on
12/15/2004 7:42:54 AM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(26 days until I can leave Iraq for good....and wearing my Levi's....and boycotting boycotts)
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