**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

self

[Prime Choice]

I don't know! But it was eating my popcorn!

Hehehehe! And on a similar note:

"I think so, but I don't think I can take another bun up my keyster."

[TheBigB]

You never asked. :)

[Prime Choice]

It's because of the '70s and '80s that guys like us will NEVER have "the good ol' days."

[cyborg]

beeber?

[Petronski]

I can't help it. I was in a fraternity.

[Wolfstar]

ROFLMAO -- I presume that photo was taken somewhere in Florida.

[Petronski]

Don't you know how very wrong that is. LOL

[Zacs Mom]

ROTFLMA!!!!!

I think you might be one sick puppy!

[najida]

[OSHA]

The early 70s had a few things that I remember fondly. Miniskirts and the bra less look.

[OXENinFLA]

I'm not sure but it's a good guess.

[Constitution Day]

Amazing what you can get done when the server is down, eh?

Ha!
No, I am actually forcing myself to IGNORE THIS THREAD. ;)

[TheBigB]

Nothing so exotic. :) It's just the first letter of my first name.

[diamond6]

I love these type of threads!

[Prime Choice]

And now for the halftime show...synchronized ogling!

[Pharmboy]

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The
only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all
the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he
couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching the FoxNews Network he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm.

He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards
away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game
of football. And....... the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the
coach asks him what he wanted, all the young man wants is to call his
mother

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You
deserted us. You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've
won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands
of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there
are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your
two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and
I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive
you for making us move to Detroit !"

[Petronski]

[Prime Choice]

The early 70s had a few things that I remember fondly. Miniskirts and the bra less look.

I think Denis Leary said it best: "There we were in the middle of the sexual revolution wearing clothes that GUARANTEED we wouldn't get laid!"

[airborne]

The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker

---

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.

9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.

8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"

4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons

2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."

1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."

[Rightly Biased]

Place holder for more sillyness