The "Scourge" has returned to critical fanfare. Sound the trumpets! HUZZAH!

Moi | What do I look like? A friggin' calendar? | Gerard J. Perry

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

Your nephew could pronounce "Gerard", but not "uncle"?

Are you pulling my leg, Alli? Do/did you really have a baby nephew?

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Alright, I'll have to amend my previous statement.

It was more like one long, monosyllabic, guttural yawn.

Jrod, more than Ger-ard.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

UgumJrod?

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Something like that.

I don't remember the exact locution.

He was two or three at the time, which was quite a while ago.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

Okay, I'll believe you had a baby nephew now, Alli -er, um, Ugumjrod.

So back to my previous question, do you know everyone here? Do you lurk too?

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

"Everyone" is a bit of stretch.

If you go to the profile pages of some other freepers from the UT, e.g. Conspiracy guy, King Prout, Darksheare, Tiamat, et. al., you can find a list of all the members of the RKBA.

I probably know all of the (original) members.

There are also a few newcomers that I've become acquainted with since my return to FR this past November.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

Yeah, I asked C.G. what the RKBA was one day and was directed to his profile page. I still don't quite get it.

So why the name change from "scourge"? (Dang!, it's much easier to type than "Do not dub me shapka broham", Ugumjrod, er,um, Alli! I remember seeing "scourge" comments on different threads...)

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

I know most be people aim for clever, or at the very least, descriptive, with their choice of screen name.

I on the other hand, shoot for esoteric, confusing and abstruse.

You gotta stick with what you know.

The RKBA is something that KP came up with, after the "Undead Thread" had accumulated a few thousand posts.

It stands for the Road Kill Beeber Association.

The Road Kill part is pretty self-explanatory, as it concerns the inevitable result of a "ZOTting."

Beeber is something that is best explained by looking at the ultimate FR Vanity thread, posted some time ago by al baby.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

Oh, my, all these threads! I should get back to work!

(al baby, now there's an easy name to type.)

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Indeed.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

I guess your name could be worse, I have a customer with the last name of "Arreola". * rolls eyes *

[stands2reason]

If you go to the profile pages of some other freepers from the UT, e.g. Conspiracy guy, King Prout, Darksheare, Tiamat, et. al., you can find a list of all the members of the RKBA.

Not me. I guess I'm still independent.

If anyone chooses to list me, remember -- my job description is "scout"...

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Duly noted.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Is she, by any chance, related to a woman by the name of...DELORES???!!!

[The Mayor]

I knew you were here, you couldn't hide from me.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

My disguises are infallible, but to the most adept, intrepid investigator.

(Uses magic marker to draw on fake eyebrows. Puts on novelty eyeglasses.)

[The Mayor]

Is that you scourge......................

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Watson:

How very observant of you, Mr. Holmes.

[King Prout]

you are not on Our List?

We hang Our head in shame, tarnished crown askew!

This We shall Amend!

[King Prout]

RKBA One Ping Update:

neets; darksheare; scott0347; timpad; kangaroojacqui; the scourge of yazid; conspiracy guy; nycgopchick; meekonegop; fedora; osha; onyx; cyborg; tiamat; harmless teddy bear; laura earl; americanwolf; lady jag; 4mycountry; watery tart; slings and arrows; simcha7; DocRock; trussell; SandyInSeattle; happygal; grellis; Badeye; chode; libwhacker; congressmanbillybob; nopardons; Jet Jaguar; bad company; najida; AQGeiger; Old Sarge; monkey face; freedumb2003; MEG33; stands2reason; TBarnett34; NicknamedBob; LongCut; Iris7; K1avg; sionnsar; Delta 21; Tax-chick; TASMANIANRED; BJClinton; international american; lavrenti; stag; Do not dub me shapka broham; RKBA Democrat; tuliptree76; Asphalt; stands2reason; King Prout

oh, and RKBA Democrat?
Your Proper Title is now, er..., entitled on the Expanded List thereof.

oh, All?
Any of you have a PS2?
If yes, do you have or have you played the game called "Kill Zone"?
Is it as beee-yoooo-teefull as the television ads make it appear?
I ask, for I am nigh unto concluding my 15-year deliberation concerning the purchase of a video-game-system, and said ads are at the moment very much the critical datum. If that game IS that beautiful, then I shall cough up the money for a PS2, peripherals, and that game.
If not... well: I have considered this proposed purchase for fifteen years, and can easily continue so doing for another like period ;)