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I'M ALREADY DRUNK...

Posted on 11/02/2004 1:51:55 PM PST by AnnaZ

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To: LincolnLover
BTW, I bought a 6 pack of Coors Light in support of Pete Coors. Don't let me down, Pete, because I think Coors Light is crap, and it's a real effort to take each and every sip of this stuff (*yuck*).
Literally L(ing)OL... damn these politicians, do they even know what they are driving us to do?

101 posted on 11/02/2004 3:57:13 PM PST by AnnaZ (I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.)
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To: AnnaZ

Are you going to drink or talk?

Take some of that champagne and make a French 75.

Two parts champagne and one part cognac.

or make a Black Velvet, champagne and Guiness.

Bottoms up!


102 posted on 11/02/2004 3:59:40 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: AnnaZ
Whisky, whisky, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Milk of mercy, please be kind
Drive this feelin' from my mind.

103 posted on 11/02/2004 4:00:10 PM PST by Willie Green (Hawkins/Tonnelson in 2004!!!)
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To: AnnaZ

iwasjusttryoingtobeaniceguyanworkwiththreadbutamtodrunktoknwwherealldakeysontheputeraresoijustpostedapoicofmyfavoritedrunk

jakdnielsrollinrokandpickledeggsmakeyapoopalotoo :-)


104 posted on 11/02/2004 4:00:19 PM PST by JoeSixPack1 (Typing incoherently on FR since May '98.)
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To: glock rocks
Quick! Refill that mug! The exit polls are coming!
 
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
 
 
(Oh, and Brit just said "too close to call" twice. DRINK!)

105 posted on 11/02/2004 4:01:16 PM PST by AnnaZ (I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.)
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To: Diver Dave
I'll drink to that.
Refill!

106 posted on 11/02/2004 4:02:43 PM PST by AnnaZ (I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.)
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To: BibChr
(An extra shot for every "too close to call".)

And get into my first drunk, ever, right here at work? No thanks!

You're right. No one'd last a minute at the rate they're tossing that phrase out now.

107 posted on 11/02/2004 4:05:21 PM PST by AnnaZ (I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.)
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To: AnnaZ

Well, not really drinking while I'm trying to quit smokin' ... Gotta makes cookies tonight so I'll come back to toast the toasted while I'm on my frosting Sugar High. =)


108 posted on 11/02/2004 4:09:32 PM PST by Askel5 († Cooperatio voluntaria ad suicidium est legi morali contraria. †)
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To: AnnaZ; Gabz; Brad's Gramma; B4Ranch

This is much easier on the fingers than the live results thread...

sip the beer, hit F5, listen to Brit. sip the beer, hit F5...

lather, rinse, repeat...


109 posted on 11/02/2004 4:10:28 PM PST by glock rocks (Always the bouncer, never the barkeep.... sigh...)
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To: AnnaZ
Refill!

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

110 posted on 11/02/2004 4:11:11 PM PST by Willie Green (Hawkins/Tonnelson in 2004!!!)
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111 posted on 11/02/2004 4:13:45 PM PST by glock rocks (Always the bouncer, never the barkeep.... sigh...)
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To: glock rocks

What does "hitting F5" mean????

I'm listening to Brit...


112 posted on 11/02/2004 4:15:14 PM PST by Gabz (4 MORE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: glock rocks; All

Beer for My Horses
by Toby Keith

Album : Unleashed,
Greatest Hits, Vol. 2


Well, a man come on the 6 o'clock news
Said somebody's been shot, somebody's been abused
Somebody blew up a building
Somebody stole a car
Somebody got away
Somebody didn't get too far yeah
They didn't get too far

Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the streets
For all the people to see

Chorus:
That justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
We'll all meet back at the local saloon
We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses

We've got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
Too much corruption and crime in the streets
It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down
You can bet he'll set 'em down, 'cause


Chorus: x2


F5


113 posted on 11/02/2004 4:16:26 PM PST by WestCoastGal (LIFE IS A TEAM SPORT___Donate http://store.yahoo.com/hendrickmotorsports/liistespwr1.html)
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To: Gabz

F5 reloads (refreshes) the page. I've got my F5 key on a foot pedal. When FR gets crankin, I have to watch out for the labrador's tail. It can get ugly.


114 posted on 11/02/2004 4:17:59 PM PST by glock rocks (Always the bouncer, never the barkeep.... sigh...)
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To: theFIRMbss; Askel5
I do not drink, and
I also stay away from
sugar. But today . . .
by theFIRMbss
 
 
Well, not really drinking while I'm trying to quit smokin' ... Gotta makes cookies tonight so I'll come back to toast the toasted while I'm on my frosting Sugar High. =)
by Askel5
 
Hmmm... have you two met?

115 posted on 11/02/2004 4:18:23 PM PST by AnnaZ (I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.)
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To: AnnaZ
<-- Not drunk...but I'm on my way.

Stupid Michelob Ultra. ;-)

116 posted on 11/02/2004 4:20:01 PM PST by Wormwood (Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!)
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To: WestCoastGal

My 6 year old knows all the words to that song!!!!!!


117 posted on 11/02/2004 4:20:40 PM PST by Gabz (4 MORE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: AnnaZ
I'm about 74 minutes from being drunk, or actually
46 minutes into the process. Two news channels going and
four tabs worth of Mozilla. Chicken nuggets from Sonic on the way.
118 posted on 11/02/2004 4:21:31 PM PST by humblegunner (And who knows what else?)
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To: diamond6
Don't get drunk, Bush is going to win. Besides, crap like this just gives DUmmies fuel for the fire.

Don't help them out... please.
 
I thought I was making us look less stiff.
 
: (
 
(Well...' cept for all the JD drinkers...)
 
= )

119 posted on 11/02/2004 4:21:50 PM PST by AnnaZ (I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.)
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To: glock rocks

Thank you.........

My labs know to stay far away from me when FR gets cranking!!!! (so does hubby and the yung'un)


120 posted on 11/02/2004 4:22:13 PM PST by Gabz (4 MORE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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