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Thersa Heinz Kerry: "I can't believe I ever even married an American"

Posted on 09/11/2004 9:31:25 PM PDT by notkerry

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To: thirteen stars

Hee hee, Plan 9 From Outer Space. Does kind of sum up the Kerry campaign, doesn't it? Ed Wood bump.


21 posted on 09/11/2004 9:39:36 PM PDT by speedy
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To: notkerry

"I can't believe I ever even married an American."



Maybe it was that certain "French" quality that Kerry has that blinded your decision?


22 posted on 09/11/2004 9:40:17 PM PDT by RedMonqey (Those that bite the hand that feeds them will lick the boots that kick them)
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To: speedy

kerry is like that little space dood in the shiny space outfit who threw a sissy hissy fit when the guys with guns took over his space ship.

kerry's wife creature is vampira's distant (and older and fatteR_) cousin.


23 posted on 09/11/2004 9:41:43 PM PDT by thirteen stars
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To: notkerry
Kerry is North Vietnamese and French.

Must mean Senator Heinze.

(What was her real last name?)

24 posted on 09/11/2004 9:43:06 PM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Only place Kerry has to go now is to the glue factory.)
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To: thirteen stars

And that bald cat (Tor Johnson?) could play Carville. Lots of similarities. And then we could always move on to that other Ed Wood favorite, "Glenn Or Glenda."


25 posted on 09/11/2004 9:43:40 PM PDT by speedy
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To: notkerry
Thersa Heinz Kerry complained to the New York Post's Cindy Adams. "I can't believe my family left Africa and came to this country," AND SHE ALSO SAID "I can't believe I ever even married an American."

To quote a famous line: Frankly My dear, I don't give a damn.

But, on a more serious note...........
Don't let it worry you too much.......
You present husband (?) is about as un American as you can find.

Oh...
And one other thing......
STFU! and go back where you came from!

26 posted on 09/11/2004 9:43:49 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: notkerry
"A politician's wife has a hard life," she said. "To become more of a 'thing' and less of a person is terrible."

Ya, Terry... I see what ya mean there.. LOL

27 posted on 09/11/2004 9:44:36 PM PDT by DaveMSmith (Truth and liberty: The Battle Hymn of Free Republic)
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To: speedy

lol and bela lugosi's character is rather al gore-like in his mannerisms

hmm maybe kerry isnt actually from outerspace. maybe he is a regular dead human that brought to life by one of those proton gun things.


28 posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:39 PM PDT by thirteen stars
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To: thirteen stars

Remember, Lugosi died during the filming of "Plan 9" and his place was taken by some guy who wasn't even an actor (and they only showed him from behind.) Sort of the way Gore died during the campaign.


29 posted on 09/11/2004 9:47:36 PM PDT by speedy
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To: notkerry

I guess home-baked cookies are completely out of the question, huh?


30 posted on 09/11/2004 9:48:03 PM PDT by SmithL
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To: speedy

another similaritiy between the kerry campaign and plan nine from outer space is the fact that the scenes in the movie constantly go from broad day light to darkness to broad day light in an illogical and unpredictable fashion.

The flip flopping in the kerry campaign produces the same effects those poor scene transitions had on plan9.

i just watched that movie tonight in case you were wondering :D


31 posted on 09/11/2004 9:51:32 PM PDT by thirteen stars
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To: notkerry
So she married an American before she didnt marry an American.

Her attempt at nuance, would be my guess.

I hope she gets let out more often. She is definitely entertaining.

This reply was typed on a 1936 Underwood, if you dont believe me then Font You.

32 posted on 09/11/2004 9:55:22 PM PDT by smoothsailing (Eagles Up !!)
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To: thirteen stars

At least Ed Wood had the excuse of operating on a very limited budget. Kerry is sitting on a pot of gold and is still botching it. Hope you enjoyed the flick -- give "Glenn Or Glenda" a try too if you haven't seen it. I think it's even worse than "Plan 9." (Although admittedly only a matter of degrees!!) Sleepy time for me, nice discussing bad films with you.


33 posted on 09/11/2004 9:57:21 PM PDT by speedy
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To: speedy

lol money can't buy class.

good night. No, i have only seen plan nine and could not imagine how any film could possibly be worse (unless you include whatever films may have been made in soviet russia).


34 posted on 09/11/2004 10:01:03 PM PDT by thirteen stars
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To: thirteen stars

That's probably her strategy to secure the black and immigrant vote. That is if they don't have their heads in the mashed potatoes like us "idiots"


35 posted on 09/11/2004 10:37:06 PM PDT by militantmama
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To: thirteen stars

After she helps her pseudo-American husband lose the election, they can go wherever they want. I can think of a warm place...


36 posted on 09/11/2004 10:39:16 PM PDT by rdl6989 (<fontface="Rather Not">)
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To: notkerry
If I had not seen the link, I would have insisted that this must be a joke. That woman is living in a different world. I wish she would move to one even farther away...she is worthless tripe. I'll bet that she has never produced anything worth her existence in her life.
37 posted on 09/11/2004 10:55:08 PM PDT by bannie (Liberal Media: The Most Dangerous Enemies to America and Freedom)
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To: notkerry

bttt


38 posted on 09/12/2004 2:13:13 PM PDT by votelife (Calling abortion a women's issue is like calling war a men's issue!)
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To: notkerry

That's fair. Most of us can't beleive she married an American either.


39 posted on 09/12/2004 2:16:11 PM PDT by HitmanLV (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.)
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AND SHE ALSO SAID "I can't believe I ever even married an American."

Yeah. I can't believe you married John Heinz either.

Too bad your second husband is anti American

40 posted on 09/12/2004 4:26:05 PM PDT by LadyDoc (liberals only love politically correct poor people)
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