Posted on 09/11/2004 9:31:25 PM PDT by notkerry
Hee hee, Plan 9 From Outer Space. Does kind of sum up the Kerry campaign, doesn't it? Ed Wood bump.
"I can't believe I ever even married an American."
Maybe it was that certain "French" quality that Kerry has that blinded your decision?
kerry is like that little space dood in the shiny space outfit who threw a sissy hissy fit when the guys with guns took over his space ship.
kerry's wife creature is vampira's distant (and older and fatteR_) cousin.
Must mean Senator Heinze.
(What was her real last name?)
And that bald cat (Tor Johnson?) could play Carville. Lots of similarities. And then we could always move on to that other Ed Wood favorite, "Glenn Or Glenda."
To quote a famous line: Frankly My dear, I don't give a damn.
But, on a more serious note...........
Don't let it worry you too much.......
You present husband (?) is about as un American as you can find.
Oh...
And one other thing......
STFU! and go back where you came from!
Ya, Terry... I see what ya mean there.. LOL
lol and bela lugosi's character is rather al gore-like in his mannerisms
hmm maybe kerry isnt actually from outerspace. maybe he is a regular dead human that brought to life by one of those proton gun things.
Remember, Lugosi died during the filming of "Plan 9" and his place was taken by some guy who wasn't even an actor (and they only showed him from behind.) Sort of the way Gore died during the campaign.
I guess home-baked cookies are completely out of the question, huh?
another similaritiy between the kerry campaign and plan nine from outer space is the fact that the scenes in the movie constantly go from broad day light to darkness to broad day light in an illogical and unpredictable fashion.
The flip flopping in the kerry campaign produces the same effects those poor scene transitions had on plan9.
i just watched that movie tonight in case you were wondering :D
Her attempt at nuance, would be my guess.
I hope she gets let out more often. She is definitely entertaining.
This reply was typed on a 1936 Underwood, if you dont believe me then Font You.
At least Ed Wood had the excuse of operating on a very limited budget. Kerry is sitting on a pot of gold and is still botching it. Hope you enjoyed the flick -- give "Glenn Or Glenda" a try too if you haven't seen it. I think it's even worse than "Plan 9." (Although admittedly only a matter of degrees!!) Sleepy time for me, nice discussing bad films with you.
lol money can't buy class.
good night. No, i have only seen plan nine and could not imagine how any film could possibly be worse (unless you include whatever films may have been made in soviet russia).
That's probably her strategy to secure the black and immigrant vote. That is if they don't have their heads in the mashed potatoes like us "idiots"
After she helps her pseudo-American husband lose the election, they can go wherever they want. I can think of a warm place...
bttt
That's fair. Most of us can't beleive she married an American either.
Yeah. I can't believe you married John Heinz either.
Too bad your second husband is anti American
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