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Stock Exchange ^ | 02Aug04 6:25PM | seoulcat1215

Posted on 08/02/2004 3:31:33 PM PDT by redrobin

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To: Conspiracy Guy

I wouldn't know - I have acheived the state of retroactive virginity.


201 posted on 08/04/2004 4:55:44 AM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: King Prout

Heck. I've been a virgin hundreds of times.. Women like virgins ; )


202 posted on 08/04/2004 4:58:09 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; King Prout

Tell me about it.
When I really WAS "Virgil the innocent" *cough*, it seemed that there was some sort of sign or something hovering in the air over my head that called to the REALLY twisted types.

Something about "The Joy of Corrupting Morals"..


203 posted on 08/04/2004 12:49:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)
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To: Darksheare

It really works well. They want to be first and teach you the ropes and on and on.


204 posted on 08/04/2004 12:59:28 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Darksheare

depending on how you look at it, I was either exceedingly fortunate or not fortunate at all: that was not among my experiences - I was broken in to the gentle art, well, gently.


205 posted on 08/04/2004 1:09:22 PM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Darksheare

considering Dark's experiences, I'd be leery of mentioning women wanting to show him the ropes...


206 posted on 08/04/2004 1:16:41 PM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare
Here is what Darks fears.


207 posted on 08/04/2004 1:22:43 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: King Prout; Conspiracy Guy

True enough!
(Met one of 'those' types too!)

CG, "Archer" upholstery staplegun.
Bostitch staplers are benign.. so far.


208 posted on 08/04/2004 1:41:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)
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To: Darksheare
Bostitch staplers are benign.. so far.

Try on your finger and then repeat that statement.
209 posted on 08/04/2004 1:49:41 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Doesn't hurt as much as an upholstery staple to the back.


210 posted on 08/04/2004 1:52:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)
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To: Darksheare

Try it.


211 posted on 08/04/2004 2:17:18 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Already did, with the chisel point paper staples.


212 posted on 08/04/2004 2:24:58 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Darksheare
Milton:

"but... but... but... it's a Swingline"

213 posted on 08/04/2004 2:38:18 PM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: Darksheare

try a copper belting staple


214 posted on 08/04/2004 2:38:46 PM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: King Prout

Office Space.


215 posted on 08/04/2004 2:44:39 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

yep!


216 posted on 08/04/2004 2:46:50 PM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: King Prout

Funny movie.


217 posted on 08/04/2004 2:57:18 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

among my favorites.


218 posted on 08/04/2004 3:04:42 PM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: King Prout

me too


219 posted on 08/04/2004 4:29:23 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: King Prout

Nothaks.
Those hurt even when they aren't being driven by the stapler.


220 posted on 08/04/2004 6:29:37 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)
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