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ZOT!!! FIRE RAINS FROM SKY, TROLL PERISHES
Posted on 07/17/2004 6:21:58 AM PDT by Asteroid2
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To: timpad
"we're doomed, DOOOOOOMED I tell you!"
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:16:07 AM PDT
by
King Prout
("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
To: King Prout
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:20:20 AM PDT
by
timpad
(Peace without victory is procrastination)
To: Asteroid2
I went back and ... it was gone! ;)
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:20:27 AM PDT
by
G.Mason
(A war mongering, red white and blue, military industrial complex, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
To: timpad
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:24:50 AM PDT
by
King Prout
("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
To: Asteroid2
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:25:04 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
To: OSHA
I thought I was both brilliant and warped, but... I don't get it.
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:27:12 AM PDT
by
King Prout
("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
To: King Prout
For you your majesty? Naw...
27
posted on
07/17/2004 7:28:54 AM PDT
by
timpad
(Peace without victory is procrastination)
To: timpad
I just don't cotton to goin' to "yo momma" cracks, but he DID drag his mommy into the fray.
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:32:02 AM PDT
by
King Prout
("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
To: bentfeather; areafiftyone; King Prout
Is it just me, or do all of these alien "sightings" seem to identify the exact same creature in every instance?
Okay, some of them are wearing skirts and waving hello, but still...
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:34:02 AM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
("He must have committed a grave sin. I swear to you, Satan himself could have pissed in that water.")
To: King Prout
I know, she was probably killed by a rock from the sky, or at least an icecream. He still has nightmares, I'm sure...
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:35:46 AM PDT
by
timpad
(Peace without victory is procrastination)
To: The Scourge of Yazid
actually, yon loons identify several distinct brands of alien:
1. Grays 1
2. Grays 2
3. Blues
4. Greens
5. Bugs
6. "Swedes"
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:36:06 AM PDT
by
King Prout
("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
To: The Scourge of Yazid
To: timpad
ah - wisdom! all is now clear - his mommy was killed by a frozen chunk of blue-and-brown material that fell from the sky from a passing airliner, he mistook it for an edible confection (much to his nigh-immediate dismay), and ever since that time he has had a pathological phobia about things falling from the sky... and ice cream.
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:38:43 AM PDT
by
King Prout
("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
To: King Prout
Your Majesty's ability to connect the dots (and threads) continues to amaze!
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:40:42 AM PDT
by
timpad
(Peace without victory is procrastination)
To: timpad
Uhh thankyah, thankyahverruhmuch
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:44:14 AM PDT
by
King Prout
("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
To: King Prout
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:48:26 AM PDT
by
OSHA
(Tag lines should be changed at least as often as your underwear.)
To: bentfeather; King Prout
I prefer the chicks from the Andromeda Galaxy.
Even though they're a little more frigid.
Then again, you know what they say about Earth girls:
Earth Girls Are Easy.
Heck, they even made a "documentary" about it.
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:51:08 AM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
("He must have committed a grave sin. I swear to you, Satan himself could have pissed in that water.")
To: OSHA
I still don't get it...
are you calling him a spring-butt, or are you sugesting that his palms need a shave, or what?
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:51:57 AM PDT
by
King Prout
("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
To: The Scourge of Yazid
hey, dude - don't pass up them thar Swedes if'n they'z evuh t'ab-DUCK ya.
Supposedly, they look like a very comely "perfected" human, just at 1.5x to 2x our proportions.
I wouldn't mind being abducted by an insanely smoochable 11'-tall perfectly proportional woman.
consider the possibilities... quietly, of course.
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:54:43 AM PDT
by
King Prout
("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
To: King Prout
Oh, come on. Even I got that one!
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posted on
07/17/2004 7:56:00 AM PDT
by
timpad
(Peace without victory is procrastination)
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