Posted on 05/24/2004 11:25:03 PM PDT by JustAmy
OH WOW, with all this talk about chipmunk poop, I though you said you messed me again!
LOL!
I'm in at the moment.
I'm not done, am I? Can I keep going?
LOL!! Heavens no! By all means.....carry on, (((((((PAL)))))). I am riveted. ;-)
Wow! It's been a busy morning. I think I finally answered all my pings, may have cleared up or created some confusion about chipmunk poop, and started a new organization for the Victims of Domestic Pooping-On-Pillow Chipmunks. *raises fist in the air, bows head*
Good afternoon! Very cute poem and graphic, Bob and Mama Bear!
The Chipmunks shall suffer vengeance?
I can't type either
We'll get by
I'm *impressed!*
Uh, how does one *join* this new organization?
Cramming fist in mouth and trying not to laugh like an idiot at work-station!
Thank you for your impression. *impression noted at the bottom of your post - Cramming fist in mouth and trying not to laugh like an idiot at work-station!*
IF you have been a victim of a chipmunk pooping on your pillow, to join us you need only to admit such. You may also join if you have been a victim of a hamster pooping on your hand (um, Bob, is that before, during, or after the card game?).
Aaaahh, but this is not an organization for the faint of heart (or the weak of stomach). So if you have been a victim of one of these pooping rodents, please join us, my sister. *raises hand in the air, waiting for a high five response*
Otherwise, STAY CLEAN!
Who IS typing [for you]?
I shall seek down the origins of this story to give you a clearer understanding of where vengeance lies...
I can't say that I qualify under those conditions.
However, I *did* have my dearly beloved and long-departed pet cat Ralph *urinate* on me. Does that count?
I have a telepathic keyboard.
I don't know, but I don't care if it qualifies either...I like the sisterhood idea...so join us, sister...*hand raised waiting for high five, head bowed*
(Don't tell Tragically Single about what your cat did to you. He does not obey cats - he said "I don't mind cats".)
***High-fives*** back at ya sister!
:-)
Oh, that's right, you have those special powers that make things fall off too...(reference to duct tape repairing split incident...) Is a telepathic keyboard anything like a teletype?
; )
How are your hand and mouth? (Better to put your hand in your mouth than your foot!)
Rodents need to be subjugated!
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