Posted on 04/16/2004 6:37:21 PM PDT by Mo1
Oh that's mean..
Got any Grapes?
This duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the bar again and asks the bartender "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender, losing his patience, screams at the duck, "I told you duck, I don't have any grapes and if you ask me again I will nail your feet to the floor!!"
The duck looked startled and leaves.
Two days later the duck returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, there is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied. "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now befuddled, he asked about the difference between them.
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
Yooo ... Have you noticed the moon tonight
Hey Ringy - good to see you posting. Hope all is well with you and Bess and boys (sometimes) LOL.
Yes, it is getting a little bigger than the last couple of nights. There's so much humidity in the air here that it is a blurry crescent, not crisp.
I took a bunch more train pics this afternoon. There's a Hill Country RailFair this weekend in a nearby town, and I'm considering renting a table to sell my framed train photos there.
If there was only some light at the train yard and a full moon I think I could get some decent night pics. Not sure if it would work under the present conditions. I might try anyway.
That's what I noticed also .. it really stood out
We had a pretty bad storm earlier .. I didn't know what was going on .. it rained so hard i could barely see out the window and what I did see were the trees bending down to the ground due to the wind
I had the kids head down to the basement just in case
I am SO LIVID over these Islamic fundamentalist fanatic savage murderers I could spit. I really wish the North American countries, yours and ours, would round up ALL the Muslims and deport them. Get them ALL out of our countries and consider each and every one of them TERRORISTS!! It's too hard to know who "isn't" one so I say, take no chances, and just consider that ALL of them are. I mean not that many decades ago, I know Canada rounded up all the Japanesee people here and put them in interment camps. IF this stuff is allowed to keep happening (remember there are 10 more hostages still) then it won't be long until suicide bombers hit our streets!!
Keep the faith CO all good people must pressforward knowing our fallen conrads are in the Arms of the God of Love!
WE are living through a time that challenge all of us and more so those in the front lines but we must hold fast in our prayers.
This is a spiritual war an are enemy can hide from us but not from our Lord!
A day will come their spider hole will be revealed.
I know that Resty. I just have to keep reminding myself!!
neat picture Val!!
Just some weirdness in a practice session..
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