Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 16

[lodwick]

Safe travels and Godspeed to you and Fluffy.

See'ya soon.

[null and void]

I was just curious, USGS reported a 'quake right next to Coquimbo last Tuesday, 4/27, but never got around to assigning it a magnitude...

[Darksheare]

It's a supersecret magnitude.
They'll tell you, but then they'll have to shake your house odwn.

[lodwick]

Yahoo News | 3 May 2004 | Associated Press


MILWAUKEE - A sheriff's deputy was suspended after allegedly soliciting a prostitute while off duty and being robbed and shoved into the trunk of his own his car.



The 32-year-old man, assigned to the Criminal Investigative Division of the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department, was allegedly soliciting a prostitute at about 3 a.m. Sunday when several people robbed him and locked him in his car's trunk, according to a sheriff's department news release.

An anonymous caller contacted police telling them where they could find the deputy, the release said. He was discovered about 6 a.m. Sunday.

The deputy, who had been with the department since 2001, was arrested for soliciting a prostitute and obstructing an officer. He was suspended with pay.

"I am disgusted that this officer would betray his family, the public trust, our organization and himself," Sheriff David Clarke Jr. said in a statement.

Police were investigating. The sheriff's department is also conducting an internal investigation.

Police were still looking Monday for the robbery suspects.

[Darksheare]

Milwaukee?
Didn't they just shoot someone's dog while the house next door was being robbed?

[null and void]

I don't want odwn to get MY house...

[lodwick]

That sounds about right, unfortunately.

[Darksheare]

Ahh..
Hav ethem get someone else's P'rhaps?

[Darksheare]

Ouch.
Seems to my foggy fractured memory that there was a thread yesterday about just such an incident.
hmmm.

[Darksheare]

Found the thread.
Muskego cops shot Fido:
Police kill dog while stopping at wrong house on alarm call
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1128781/posts

At his mother's home Tuesday afternoon, Jacob Davida was working on his computer when he heard a knock at the front door.

With Bongo, the family's Mastiff, St. Bernard and German shepherd mix at his side, Davida opened the door to find police officers with guns drawn.

[lodwick]

It won't be long now, Resty.

[lodwick]

"Senior" personal ads


Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4"
(used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

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[Darksheare]

Morphine - The Night

you're the night, Lilah
a little girl lost in the woods
you're a folktale
the unexplainable
you're a bedtime story
the one that keeps the curtains closed
I hope you're waiting for me
cause I can't make it on my own
I can't make it on my own

it's too dark to see the landmarks
and I don't want your good luck charms
I hope you're waiting for me
across your carpet of stars
you're the night, Lilah
you're everything that we can't see
Lilah
you're the possibility

you're the bedtime story
the one that keeps the curtains closed
and I hope you're waiting for me
cause I can't make it on my own
I can't make it on my own

[ sax solo ]

unknown the unlit world of old
you're the sounds I've never heard before
off the map where the wild things grow
another world outside my door
here I stand I'm all alone
driving down the pitch black road
Lilah you're my only home
and I can't make it on my own

you're a bedtime story
the one that keeps the curtains closed
I hope you're waiting for me
cause I can't make it on my own
I can't make it on my own

[ValerieUSA]

cool story:
hedy lamarr
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1129269/posts

[Darksheare]

She was gorgeous.

[ValerieUSA]

*LOL* Those are a riot, loddy!

[lodwick]

Thanks for the linkage - a very cool story, indeed.

Another gorgeous day here in CenTex...

[lodwick]

The Old Preacher

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his
IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come
to his home.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his
bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held
out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each
side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands,
sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.

For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent
and the attorney were touched and flattered that the
old preacher would ask them to be with him during his
final moment. They were also puzzled because
the preacher had never given any indication that he
particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask
the two of us to come?"

The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said
weakly,
"Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I
want to go, too."

[restornu]

I am free I am free

Thank all of you for keeping me in the loop! with your prayers, and wit and good humor!

I loved all of it and those cat brought a great smile as I LOL you all are so wonderful!

[Mo1]

Who's shoe size.. the Satch or Darks? lol. I had to remove Dark's shoes to make his suit fit.. He was disgustingly over-shoed before that.. ;)

GASP!!!