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Drunken Polish nun crashes her tractor
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| Tue Mar 2,12:21 PM ET
Posted on 03/02/2004 2:56:42 PM PST by martin_fierro
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To: xsmommy
At least she didn't hit a telephone ... Pole.
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posted on
03/02/2004 2:57:30 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
("If there's one thing we actors know, it's ... er, what do we know again?")
To: martin_fierro
It sounds like the first line in a joke......"there was this drunken Polish nun.......and.................................."
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posted on
03/02/2004 3:11:58 PM PST
by
EggsAckley
(,)
To: martin_fierro
At least I hope she was drinking Benedictine,
and not Shlivovitz.
To: martin_fierro
Now there's a headline you don't see every day.
To: Charles Henrickson
She Krakowed up.
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posted on
03/02/2004 3:27:24 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
("If there's one thing we actors know, it's ... er, what do we know again?")
To: martin_fierro
When the Pope hears about this, we can expect two "crucifixions" this week!
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posted on
03/02/2004 3:35:48 PM PST
by
UnklGene
To: martin_fierro
As far as your puns go, there's nun Warsaw than that one.
Don't get in the habit.
To: martin_fierro
Not to be confused with the residents of the Benzedrine Monastery...
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posted on
03/02/2004 4:25:28 PM PST
by
mikrofon
("Twisted" Sister)
To: mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
Not to be confused with the residents of the Benzedrine Monastery... Nor with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
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posted on
03/02/2004 4:34:19 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(We are SO goin' to Hell for this.)
To: martin_fierro
It was a scientific experiment, that went awry.
She was using Jim Beam & an old John Deere, to create a tractor beam.
It worked; it pulled her tractor straight into the parked car.
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posted on
03/03/2004 1:10:38 AM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(If God didn't want a Jackass hanging from every tree, He wouldn't have created so much rope.)
To: martin_fierro
Waluch said the 45-year nun "was in no fit state to blow into a breathalyser" after the accident and police were waiting for the results of a blood-alcohol test before charging her.was she drunk, or confused after suffering a concussion?
I have no doubt that there are nuns who are alcoholics, but this type of headline is not bassed on fact, but on conjecture. "too drunk for a breathalyzer"? that means she must have been near comatose or confused. And tractors don't have seat belts. falling off of a tractor --even in a fender bender --could easily cause a concussion and confusion.
So merely another anti catholic smear, with no proof in the matter, just an unproven accusation.
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posted on
03/03/2004 5:14:02 AM PST
by
LadyDoc
(liberals only love politically correct poor people)
To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
Don't get in the habit. I'll have to constantly Czech myself.
To: martin_fierro
Hunh!...does this qualify as a...Hold Muh Beer...?
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posted on
03/03/2004 9:03:33 AM PST
by
Khurkris
(Ranger On...)
To: martin_fierro
Maybe she should lose her nun license too.
To: LadyDoc
I agree! 17 times the legal limit?? No way:)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
03/12/2004 10:36:20 AM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Just once I'd like to get by on my looks.)
To: martin_fierro; xsmommy; EggsAckley; John Beresford Tipton; Charles Henrickson; UnklGene; ...
Here is a little riddle for all of you, dearly beloved fellow FReeper brothers and sisters,
Reuters has it "outside her convent in southwestern Polish town of Dzierzoniow."
AFP/Yahoo has the story "outside her convent at Krzeszow in southeast Poland."
So, which one is it? Or, did she have a drunken twin sister?
This most unusual, one-of-a-kind story miraculously disappeared from all main "news" sites. There is no follow-up, which is strange since the main news media outlets are not particularly known as pro-Catholic or even pro-Christian in general.
To: LadyDoc; Jeff Chandler; ArrogantBustard; ahadams2; american colleen; sinkspur; GirlShortstop; ...
FYI
To: heyheyhey
DzierzoniOw, Polish Political Geography
Related Category: Polish Political Geography
DzierzoniOw[jEerzhO´nyOOf] Pronunciation Key, Ger. Reichenbach, town (1994 est. pop. 38,900), Dolnoslaskie prov., SW Poland. It is a manufacturing center known for its textiles (especially woolens) and for its machine-building and electrical equipment industries. The town was the site of the signing of two treaties. By the first (1790), Austria promised Prussia to renounce acquisition of Turkish territory. By the second (1813), Austria conditionally consented to join the coalition against Napoleon I.
SW Poland
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posted on
04/25/2004 3:18:53 PM PDT
by
UnklGene
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