A little fun with TV

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[Hildy]

I've got one:

ROOM 90210 - A black teacher is hired at a Beverly Hills High school only to discover that not only don't they ever go to class, but all the students are over 25 years of age!

(ROOM 222 and BEVERLY HILLS 90210)

[Cowman]

That's better than what I was thinking about "Beverly hilbilies 90210"

[Archangelsk]

I love Lassie:

Laughs abound when Cuban bandleader Ricky Ricardo moves to San Francisco and marries his collie. The wacky neighbors are Fred and Ethel Mutts. In the first episode Lassie and Ethel try to get into Ricky’s act.

Many hi-jinks ensue when Ethel is confronted by a neighbor's Presa Canario in their hallway.

[Cowman]

Gomer PI

[NicknamedBob]

I really don't want to go here but...

Petticoat Bonanza.

Little Joe and Uncle Joe... ("We'll have a gay old time...")

"Put that saddle on the horse frontwards, Little Joe, before your Pa sees it!"

And Hop Sing would not only be kept Hopping, but he would also have more to Sing about!

[NicknamedBob]

And then there was...

I Dream of Dallas ... Tony, (Master) doesn't need Jeanie any more, because he's fabulously wealthy ... shoot!

And of course the old beloved favorite,

Mutual of Omaha's Wild on the Set ... Marlin Perkins goes one on one in Jell-O wrestling with wet tee shirt contestants, while Jim holds his jacket.

[NicknamedBob]

How about,

The Six-Million Dollar Family Affair ... Lee Majors takes over the role of Mr. French, to deal with the threat posed by Mrs. Beasley, (AKA Bride of Chucky).

[NicknamedBob]

There's really no end to this ...

Death Valley Happy Days ... Host Ronald Reagan competes with Howard Cunningham in a checkers competition.

[Cowman]

I didn't want to go here either but...
The Dukes of San Fransisco

The General Lee has been traded for a pink VW.

Action and hi-jinx abound when BO and Luke put on short shorts and work contrary to Bossy Hogg's greedy schemes.

[NicknamedBob]

My mixed-up memory recalls:

Magnum 50 ... No action, just Jack Lord and Tom Selleck oozing testosterone pheromones at each other.

[NicknamedBob]

For real wartime drama...

Hogan's Black Sheep ... Col. Hogan operates an American air strip inside Stalag 13 by convincing Col. Klink that the Luftwaffe are using prisoners of war to build fighter planes.

[NicknamedBob]

Oops,

After you, Alphonse...

[Cowman]

Jefferson's Island

A native New Yorker and Laundry tycoon is marooned on a desert island with his wife, maid, and Norman Lear

[NicknamedBob]

Hogan's Black Sheep ... Col. Hogan operates an American air strip inside Stalag 13 by convincing Col. Klink that the Luftwaffe are using prisoners of war to build fighter planes.

Ozzie and Archie ... Next-door neighbors Ozzie Nelson and Archie Bunker don’t seem to understand each other at all.

Leave It To The Wonder Years ... Fred Savage does voice-overs as he follows the clueless Jerry Mathers through his typical day.

[Cowman]

Forgive me Cheryl Ladd
Charlie’s Golden Girls

The geriatric investigators have to track down suppliers of illegal Lipitor from Canada. Watch for an appearance of Dick Van Patten as Bosley.

[NicknamedBob]

How do we get out of this?

The Maude Squad ... Three teenagers imitate cross-dressing drag queens

[NicknamedBob]

My final offerring and then I’m going to have to give it up, my sides hurt...

Eight is Enough for the Brady Bunch ... No one knows anything about the show because the entire half hour is taken up listing the cast and characters.

Have Gunsmoke, Will Travel - Marshall Matt Paladin travels the West selling cigarette wrapping papers with the logo Wire Paladin, San Francisco.

Wagon Troop ... Larry Storch and Ken Berry escort travelers across the West.

Ben Caseload ... Sam Jaffe and Raymond Burr go head to head in medical malpractice cases.

Welcome Back, Mr. Ed ... A group of special students are tutored by a talking horse.

Be-Hulked ... Similar to Bewitched, except that instead of Elizabeth Montgomery, poor Darren has to deal with Rosanne Barr.

Alfred Hitchcock’s Laugh-In ... So hilarious, you might wake up.

Obviously, I had too much time on my hands, even then.

[Cowman]

WKRP Blue
R rated fun with radio shock jocks in Ohio

Married with Baywatch

Al Bundy moves to California to open a flip flop stand on the beach

M*A*S*Hy Brown
Liberal reporter is made to experience war in a field hospital in Korea

ok one more and I'm through

Quincy's Laugh In
The morgue drawers become the laugh in joke wall. (The drawer opens and Goldie Hawn sits up and tels a joke...)

[ChuteTheMall GawdSortaMount]

The Jetstones - Dinosaurs return in the future and threaten a cartoon space colony with wacky gadgets

Homo Improvement - Queer Eye for the Straight Guy adds trans-gendering surgery with wacky tool mishaps

Darth Valley Days - Space Cowboys and wacky borax ads