Brazilians for the Boys. No, Seriously.

Newsweek/MSNBC ^ | 1.19.2004 | Holly Peterson and Jenny Hontz

[sauropod]

That would make for an interesting set of orders. Lessee if Mike follows through ;-).

[sauropod]

I gotta shave first. ;-).

[hellinahandcart]

So considerate...

[Lil'freeper]

The only thing I wax is poetic!

*wince*

[cyborg]

I've heard wilder things happen at CPAC.

[Jaded]

Think tweezers!

[NeoCaveman]

I've heard wilder things happen at CPAC.

Hey, what happens at CPAC, stays at CPAC, lol

[sauropod]

Well, last year the immigration forum with Grover Norquist got quite, um... contentious.

[Centurion2000]

there can be tangible reward to clean shaved nether regions for men.

don't ask anymore questions. it ain't kinky. and it ain't gay. but it can be good.

Ok, read this and I have to ask anyway ... WHAT reward ?

[cyborg]

Was it a Jerry Springer style throw down??? (I miss all the fun)

[NeoCaveman]

Was it a Jerry Springer style throw down??? (I miss all the fun)

Somehow I missed the Gaffney/Norquist controversy....

[Centurion2000]

I hope she is happy ... you must have big brass ones to post that on a public forum.

Have a good day :))

[weegee]

Some guys will do anything to get a lady (excuse me, beautician) to handle the equipment down there.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Womankind breathes a collective sigh of relief! ;)

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

--Dr. Evil, Austin Powers

[seeuthere]

...ah wouldnt that be genital anesthesia?

[NYC GOP Chick]

ACK! I remember that!