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Great Quotes To Start The New Year
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Posted on 12/31/2003 5:54:37 AM PST by bushbiker

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I did not validate any of them, but who cares they are funny.
1 posted on 12/31/2003 5:54:37 AM PST by bushbiker
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho
2 posted on 12/31/2003 5:57:29 AM PST by thesummerwind (Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes)
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"Being moved to chat is not as bad as being pulled, but it still sucks!" Conspiracy Guy 12/31/03
3 posted on 12/31/2003 5:57:56 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho
4 posted on 12/31/2003 5:58:54 AM PST by thesummerwind (Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes)
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. - Groucho
5 posted on 12/31/2003 5:59:53 AM PST by thesummerwind (Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes)
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"No matter where you go, there you are." Buckaroo Bonsai
6 posted on 12/31/2003 6:01:00 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing ....... if you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho
7 posted on 12/31/2003 6:01:46 AM PST by thesummerwind (Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes)
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Groucho was great, but Twain was the best!
8 posted on 12/31/2003 6:02:10 AM PST by bushbiker
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho
9 posted on 12/31/2003 6:04:01 AM PST by thesummerwind (Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes)
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“Talk is cheap. Free speech isn’t.”
10 posted on 12/31/2003 6:04:58 AM PST by thesummerwind (Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes)
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Yes, but Will Rogers was no schlump!!!! But, I'll get back to this later!

Twain was the greatest, I agree! What a man!!!!

11 posted on 12/31/2003 6:06:34 AM PST by thesummerwind (Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes)
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"Will Rogers never met me". Conspiracy Guy 1982.
12 posted on 12/31/2003 6:07:54 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
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"When you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there." Henry Ford
13 posted on 12/31/2003 6:12:31 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
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"I don't hate all people, just the living ones." Hillary Clinton
14 posted on 12/31/2003 6:13:30 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
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"I did not have sex with that woman, that Hillary Clinton!" Bill Clinton
15 posted on 12/31/2003 6:14:43 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
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We've got so much taxation. I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed except the answer to
prayer.
Twain- Morals speech, 1906
16 posted on 12/31/2003 6:16:12 AM PST by bushbiker
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" Laugh now monkey boy " Professor Lizzardo
17 posted on 12/31/2003 6:21:17 AM PST by bushbiker
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"NOOOOOOOOOOO One expected the Spanish Inquisition!" Monty Python
18 posted on 12/31/2003 6:27:16 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
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Getting off track but...

" My Uncle says smoking crack is kinda cool " -Cartman
19 posted on 12/31/2003 6:31:12 AM PST by bushbiker
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"They killed Kenny, the Bastards". Various
20 posted on 12/31/2003 6:33:55 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
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