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Does Your Cat Run the House?
Cat Humor, Jokes and Laughs ^

Posted on 12/07/2003 11:41:01 AM PST by sweetliberty

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To: CholeraJoe
Tinfoil Santa hat! Perfect!
41 posted on 12/07/2003 6:19:59 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: sweetliberty
For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.

This is the one that gets me. The Queen of the Universe will be invisible for hours while I cook/clean/putter. No sooner do I plop on the couch and open a book and she magically appears and slips in between my book and face. "Whatcha doin?"

If I'm actually watching TV, she won't show up. It's got to be a book.

42 posted on 12/07/2003 6:27:55 PM PST by meowmeow
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To: JustAmy
Got any kitty graphics for this thread?
43 posted on 12/07/2003 6:44:21 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: sweetliberty
Addition to HAMPERING:

h) Sit or lie in the most heavily traveled pathway in your house. Protest loudly if you are stepped on or stumbled over. If a human attempts to avoid you, move quickly in front of them at the last possible second so they cannot miss you. Protest loudly and/or bite them as they stumble and fall!
44 posted on 12/07/2003 6:46:27 PM PST by SwinneySwitch (Freedom isn't Free - Support those who ensure it!)
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To: ValerieUSA
Oh, that's a pretty girl.
45 posted on 12/07/2003 6:47:25 PM PST by alnick
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To: SwinneySwitch
LOL!
46 posted on 12/07/2003 6:48:11 PM PST by sweetliberty (Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.)
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To: sweetliberty
My poor cat Sam has spent the last two days sneezing his stripes off. I'm in cedar country in the Texas Hill country. Anybody know if cats get allergies that make them sneeze? He looks sooooooo wierd when he sneezes. Lips draw up in a snarl and then mega-explosions. Any advice?
47 posted on 12/07/2003 6:52:27 PM PST by squarebarb
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To: squarebarb
See if this is any use:

Allergies in Cats

48 posted on 12/07/2003 6:56:46 PM PST by sweetliberty (Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.)
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To: squarebarb
Here's another with links to several articles.

Allergies

49 posted on 12/07/2003 6:59:33 PM PST by sweetliberty (Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.)
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To: squarebarb
My mother-in-law had a cat with the bad habit of cruising the dining room table. One day she got up there and took a big whiff of the pepper shaker. She sneezed herself backwards right off of the table and down the hallway.
50 posted on 12/07/2003 7:03:22 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: LibKill
Now that is a sight!!!


Might even scare me.....


Nah, but it still looks mighty mean....
51 posted on 12/07/2003 7:10:09 PM PST by cavtrooper21 (President assinanated, VP Clinton has assumed control, martial law declared....)
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To: sweetliberty
Thanks, guys.
52 posted on 12/07/2003 7:19:44 PM PST by squarebarb
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To: cavtrooper21
Never turn your back on such a feline!

It would be more than your life is worth!

53 posted on 12/07/2003 7:21:03 PM PST by LibKill (You are not sheeple. Refuse to be clipped.)
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To: ValerieUSA
Yoda looks exactly like our Huey. He is the biggest, sweetest 3-year-old baby you could ever imagine. He has been a lovey and a cuddler since the day we brought him home.

He is a bad one to try to 'save' us from the evil alarm clock in the mornings though. He knows that my husband is the most likely to give in and get up early to feed the cats, so he is usually his target.

54 posted on 12/07/2003 7:22:33 PM PST by SelmaLee (-who was actually the greatest kitty that ever lived.)
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To: SelmaLee
I saw this photo of a sweet Siamese with a milk moustache marking at a photography forum tonight.

55 posted on 12/07/2003 7:45:22 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: LibKill
cat bump
56 posted on 12/07/2003 9:33:04 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: sweetliberty
So true! BUMP!
57 posted on 12/07/2003 10:14:38 PM PST by MrJingles ("Nietzsche is dead." - God)
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To: sweetliberty
Bump!
58 posted on 12/07/2003 11:50:16 PM PST by MayDay72 (Socialism enslaves. Free markets liberate.)
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To: ValerieUSA
Queen of Siam is a beauty! Cute pose too!
59 posted on 12/08/2003 3:31:56 AM PST by NautiNurse (Everyone is born right handed. Only the exceptionally gifted overcome it.)
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To: sweetliberty
Nice link! Thanks!
60 posted on 12/08/2003 4:05:18 AM PST by mathluv
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