Word For The Day, Tuesday, October 14, 2003

The Verbivores | 10/14/03 | Teacher

[camle]

the PussyKat managed to live to be 18 before she departed to the great big mousehouse in the sky...Left four step siblings.

[camle]

oh c'mon now - just who in their right mind trains cats? It goes the other way.

[tioga]

Good Morning!

The din-o-mite Jimmie "JJ" Walker will cause a conniption from the lefties when they read of his support of El Rush-Bo!

[Conspiracy Guy]

KC Kitty Cat is a grey tabby with a tail as big as a wiffle ball bat. He eats, sleeps, drinks, and likes to go out back if the dog is not out back. Meows like a truck horn and begs for treats.

[CSM]

Due to their hideous past even dogs can give Germans coniption fits!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1000836/posts?page=1

[Texan5]

Morning!

In England, a bishop who's gay
Is having a conniption today
Because Sydney's bishop won't buy
That you can sleep with a guy
And still claim to follow God's way.

[camle]

our two newest are starting to develop seperate personalities. Lo Mein is becomming more indoor oriented and is highly affectionate, whilst Chop Suey likes the outdoors more and is only affectionate when he can actually sit on your lap.

Boring, Fat & grey is rerely affectionate coming in only to feed, and PMS'ing at the kittens if they get in her way.

Alpo is getting huge, but more distant, he likes to be petted, but only on his own terms. He's the one who has the neighborhood dogs trained.

[NeoCaveman]

Your cats have cool names.

[NeoCaveman]

Did you see the sly little inside joke fox news ran...

I missed that. Count Kuchinich? He's always been Dennis the Menace to me, well that and the guy on the cover of Mad magazine.

[hobbes1]

Maria looks like Skeletor.

If you want to see what Maria should look like, find a recent Picture of Naomi Wolf....

[NeoCaveman]

i think she looks good for her age. xshub and xsteen were positively cruel. xsteen thinks she is hideous and looks like an 'old bag" trying to look young. Xshub thinks her hair is too long for a woman that age.

I don't think she is trying to look to young. I do think she's trying to hard to stay thin. Maria eat something please.

[hobbes1]

Yeah...They had an excellent shot of him behind a podium, with the slick black hair, and one pointed ear showing.

I almost choked on my dinner when i saw the caption....

[camle]

thanx, I try. There is a neighborhood cat that is almost pink in color. he's CommieKat. he's a very nice cat, affectionate and all.

[hobbes1]

Amen. Have that girl fire up a blunt, and head on out for a Fatburger.

[tioga]

-doesn't a tv camera add ten pounds to how you look?

-if so Maria is severely underweight

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

For guys who think Nicki Hilton looks good, isn't this a little hypocritical?

[Conspiracy Guy]

I could post faster with a hammer and chisel. Where is that stone? Is it slow on your end? Everywhere else I've been on the internet is fine but FR is S L O W this morning.

[camle]

i have same prob over here as well...snails are passing me

[hobbes1]

Not at all.

Lithe, on a couple of twenty somethings can be O.K., but as one ages, a little blending out is to be expected, and Maria looks downright sickly.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Must be a Troll invasion. Where's my fly swatter?