Word For The Day, Tuesday, October 14, 2003

The Verbivores | 10/14/03 | Teacher

[TheGrimReaper]

21? 22?

[hobbes1]

Whats wrong with watching the dancers, shooting pool and bar hopping. ?

[camle]

seems like some Texans are having their own Conniptions with their guv.

[sonsofliberty2000]

Hello! This reminds me of a Bill Cosby joke told much better by him but the gist of it:

Cosby is awakened one morning by his tired wife, who tells him to go down and feed the children breakfast. He eventually does, grumpily, and spies a chocolate cake. His mind goes to the recipe for chocolate cake. There are eggs in chocolate cake. And flour. And milk. There's nutrition in chocolate cake!

So when the kids come down for breakfast, he slices them servings of chocolate cake, and the kids sing his praises, until the mother comes down, who has a conniption and sends Cosby back to bed, "where I wanted to be in the first place."

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[camle]

why thank you. you ain't too hard on the eyes neither!

[camle]

LOL~! in my house that trick didn't work, but we had cake for breakfast a lot:-)

[NeoCaveman]

I find Momar Quadaffi's latest conniption fit highly amusing. Arabs are uesless*

Someone get this man his own blog, he's a hoot.

*Legal Disclamer: Momar said it not me.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Well considering the fact that I met My Marine while shooting pool, I don't have much room to complain about that....and there was a little beer involved that night too - but I don't recall the Marine or myself asking any ex-cons to kill anyone for us.......but I might better check with M before making a blanket statement......

[Conspiracy Guy]

"Daddy's great,
He gave us Choclate Cake."

Was there chant.

[xsmommy]

Gay Catholics are having conniptions with the Catholic Church? why bother, they should just go to their spiritual home, the Episcopal church, where they will be welcomed.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Laura's cat (my soon to be step-cat) KC is a 16 year old 20 pound long haied Maine Coon. HE is a neurotic nut.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I noticed the smallest paragraph was about training of these animals.......lol

[NeoCaveman]

And speaking of conniptions....

Dennis the Menace announced his intent to run for pres. I heard a clip of his speech, some ramblings about the goddess of peace. Too bad the ACLU won't have a conniption over that.

[Conspiracy Guy]

"Daddy's great, He gave us Choclate Cake."

Was there their chant.

I need to proof this stuff.

[xsmommy]

xshub said last night as we were watching the blurb on dennis, that guy could just as easily be following a schoolbus, wearing a raincoat with nothing under it, as running for president...

[Gabz]

The mental image that conjures is not pretty.

[hobbes1]

Did you see the sly little inside joke fox news ran...

When Dracula announced, they said

"Count Kucinich in..." lol ; )

[dixie sass]

Blushing

[TheGrimReaper]

A cognac conniption?
A bourbon blather?
A scotch scream-a-thon?
Or just the usual gin-gyrations?

[xsmommy]

Because Shep was obsessing on a car chase last night, and anxious to show off his knowledge of the CA freeway system, we switched off of Fox News last night and i stopped on Lifetime (which, by the way, needs to be banned from the airwaves)which had a show on Maria Shriver. i think she looks good for her age. xshub and xsteen were positively cruel. xsteen thinks she is hideous and looks like an 'old bag" trying to look young. Xshub thinks her hair is too long for a woman that age. i think her hair is nice and i like it, and it isn't IMO too long for her. i was at least gratified to hear from xsteen and xshub that they don't think that I LOOK like an old bag trying to look young.