'Black Hawk Down' Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis

Babylon Bee ^ | 12/04/2025 | Babylon Bee

[marktwain]

Got me for five seconds! Great job by the Bee!

[Billthedrill]

It could work but they’ll need a good military consultant. Maybe Tim Walz could draw on his heroic deployment to the Middle East to fill in a few details for them...

[marktwain]

I recall, about 30 years ago, some politician or NGO said something to the effect they needed to move africans to Minneapolis because it was “too white”.

[Organic Panic]

There are two movies that come to mind where the film crews had to secure “protection” from the street gangs.

Candyman: Filmed at the Cabrini Green projects
The producers had to pay “protection” money to the gang.

American Me: The Mexican Mafia gang threatened Edward James Olmos for a portraying a gang rape (loosely based on the Mexican Mafia prison gang). Two Mexican Mafia consultants for the film were shot after the release. Two other street gangs negotiated a truce to allow filming on their turf.

[Dan in Wichita]

There are enough Somalis in Minneapolis for extras, so that’s a positive for the filmmaker.

[dfwgator]

I recall, about 30 years ago, some politician or NGO said something to the effect they needed to move africans to Minneapolis because it was “too white”.

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“The only black people in Minnesota are Prince and Kirby Puckett.” - Chris Rock (1996)

[KitJ]

"move africans to Minneapolis because it was “too white”."

And that's how a retarded, (alleged) pedophile, physically abusive, high school football coach, beholden to communist china, gets elected to governor. And then gets to be the presumptive presentation for the Vice President of the United States.

My term for him is a "window-licker". No offense to FReepers who have disabled children.

I was in grade school with lots of kids who were malformed due to thalidomide. Friends with no hands or arms or feet/legs. Back when they prescribed thalidomide to pregnant women, they said "trust the science".

Gov Walz is naturally retarded with an IQ of about 70-80. Just above "imbecile".

[logi_cal869]

Now that’s funny. Pathetically outrageous in consideration of facts, but classic Bee.

[PIF]

There will be some additional cast members in the remake. Rapid walkthroughs will be preformed by Mr. A-10, while Mr AC-130J looks over the scene.

[Fireone]

Never happen, no one has the guts to provide security for the film crews. It’s too dangerous there.

[SunkenCiv]

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