1 posted on
12/03/2025 2:47:40 AM PST by
DFG
To: DFG
Had to check. I thought it might involve Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton.
2 posted on
12/03/2025 2:49:36 AM PST by
Bernard
("Nothing is as expensive as that which the government provides for free." - Ronald Reagan)
To: DFG
Dang. Coon gets drunk in Ashland and passes out in bathroom.
3 posted on
12/03/2025 2:59:13 AM PST by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
To: DFG; SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar; Larry Lucido
Ol' Rehab Racoon is a smart critter. Passed out between the can and the can.
Well they *are* called trash pandas after all.
Sent back into the wild so I think I feel a song coming on:
Amy Winehouse - Rehab
5 posted on
12/03/2025 3:09:45 AM PST by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: DFG
Did he go Top Shelf or just take the first thing he could get. If he opted for a 12 year old single malt it shows poor judgement but if he got trashed on cheap vodka then he was just trying to drown the pain.
6 posted on
12/03/2025 3:20:20 AM PST by
EandH Dad
(sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
To: DFG
“So one day he walked into town, booked himself a room in the local saloon”. Ole Rocky likes his booze.
To: DFG
What is the deal with raccoons? I also saw article yesterday where a raccoon apparently fell through a ceiling tile at LaGuardia Airport in New York.
10 posted on
12/03/2025 3:25:44 AM PST by
hoagy62
(Inter arma enim sent leges (In times of war, the law is silent))
To: DFG
Ol’ Coon got into a losin’ argument with a bottle of Hornitos.
14 posted on
12/03/2025 3:42:40 AM PST by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
To: DFG
To: DFG
I hate to tell them, but he did not learn a lesson. No, he will be back again, and this time he will bring his friends and family.
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