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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Two guys go to Hooters:

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why Hooters?”
“They have those good looking servers.”
“You’re on.”

At age 42, they meet and play golf again
“Where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Again? Why?”
“They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games.”
“OK.”

At age 52 they meet and play again. “So where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.
“Why?”
“The food is pretty good and there’s plenty of parking.”
“OK.”

At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Wings are half price and the food isn’t too spicy.”
“Good choice”

At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts.”
“Great choice.”

At age 82 they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Because we’ve never been there before.”
“Okay, let’s give it a try.”


2 posted on 11/09/2025 4:34:00 AM PST by V_TWIN (RIP Charlie Kirk)
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To: V_TWIN

lol!!!


4 posted on 11/09/2025 4:42:00 AM PST by quilterdebbie (We will endeavor to persevere!)
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To: V_TWIN

LOLOL! Thanks. Got a good laugh at dawn.


13 posted on 11/09/2025 6:05:49 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom ( )
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To: V_TWIN

“Because we’ve never been there before.”

LOL! :)


19 posted on 11/09/2025 6:21:48 AM PST by dljordan (The Rewards of Tolerance are Treachery and Betrayal)
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