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To: Enterprise

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Does it work on burritos from the gas station?

Asking for a friend.......


2 posted on 07/15/2025 11:07:28 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in thays of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: SaveFerris
"Does it work on burritos from the gas station?"

I guess so. Rumor has it that the system brought down the Flying Burrito Brothers.

4 posted on 07/15/2025 11:13:33 PM PDT by Enterprise ( These people have no honor, no belief, no poetry, no art, no humor, no patriotism.)
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To: SaveFerris
Does it work on burritos from the gas station?

You need a gas mask and an extremely powerful fan. Possibly consider changing friends.

8 posted on 07/16/2025 12:04:08 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: SaveFerris

“Does it work on burritos from the gas station?

Asking for a friend.......”

Well, it is a microwave.

CC


9 posted on 07/16/2025 12:24:11 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (*This is a test of the emergency tagline system. This is only a test*)
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To: SaveFerris
Does it work on burritos from the gas station?

Yeah, but after you eat them just don't light any matches for a while.

10 posted on 07/16/2025 12:26:09 AM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: SaveFerris

I don’t believe that we will see the technology to evenly cook a gas station burrito in our lifetime. Directed energy weapons. Gauss guns. Nanotech. But evenly cooked burritos may be beyond our abilities.


29 posted on 07/16/2025 4:19:07 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: SaveFerris

The Mosquito Zapper.


38 posted on 07/16/2025 5:12:55 AM PDT by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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To: SaveFerris

“does it work on burritos from the gas station?” Tell you friend YES! That’s why it’s nicknamed “the Burrito burner”and used on stacks of burritos on powerdown by its crew to, you know, celebrate a job well done. Burritos and beer!


42 posted on 07/16/2025 5:31:35 AM PDT by Qwapisking ("The left will rue the day they cheated Trump out of the 2020 election forever" L.Star )
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