Be a real shame if she were to be taken as a hostage. I bet Hamas could get LOTS of $ for her too. Just don’t tell them how valuable she would be if she were held hostage for a few years while they “negotiate” for her. S/O
Greta should be an Hamas bride 🤣🤣🤣
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,,, perfect summary. The queen of street theater.
I rewrote Valley Girl just for her….
Gaza girl, she’s a Gaza girl
Gaza girl, she’s a Gaza girl
Okay, fine, and immature
She’s a Gaza girl and elitist snob
Okay, fine, she’s immature
She’s a
Like, there’s no God (Gaza girl)
Like How dare you (Gaza girl)
Gaza is, like a war zone (Gaza girl)
There’s, like no running water (Gaza girl)
And like, all these totally innocent people. I like posing with them and like virtue signaling and stuff
I, like, love all the attention and accusing the Jews of genocide’s just so bitchin
Cause everybody there’s like Thanks for supporting Hamas, and that’s like so totally bitchin
*****Walkin all round Jabalya
She just fooled the media
Wags her head with her dead-pan stare
She’s got a whole bunch of nothing in there
Anyway
He goes “Are you into Mohammad?”
I go, oh right
Could you, like just picture me
In a, like, abaya?
Yeah right
Play me play me
I’m sure! No way!
He was like, freaking me out
He called me a Kifir
That’s cause like
He knows I hate fur
You know, like, its animal cruelty
He goes, like, “Allalu Akbar”
I’m so sure!
Gaza girl, she’s a Gaza girl
Gaza girl, she’s a Gaza girl
Okay, fine, and immature
She’s a Gaza girl and elitist snob
Okay, fine, she’s immature
She’s a
Really sad (Gaza girl)
Like, all these bombs are like, everywhere (Gaza girl)
I love, like, the tunnels (Gaza Girl)
Oh cool, a hostage (Gaza girl)
I’m so sure, Achmed’s like so gross
Like, he sits there and uses kids as shields
And he like,
Tells me how its all Israels fault.
Like barf me out
Gag me with a grenade
*****Last time she showed her bad judgment
Had to do with the environment
Now she rides on diesel power
Pontificates from her ivory tower
So like,
I take a long ride on a yacht
And I go into this like, hot place
It was, like, really embarrassing
I had to, like, act like it liked them all
They’re like “Oh Allah what a useful tool”
I was like “I don’t use tools”
Like, my dad had some and he like
Used them to put polar bear posters
On my walls at home
Gaza girl, she’s a Gaza girl
Gaza girl, she’s a Gaza girl
Okay, fine, she’s immature
She’s a Gaza girl and a leftist snob
Okay, fine, she’s immature
She’s a Gaza girl and there is no cure
Like, my mother said “We love whats happened to Sweden
Like the immigrants from Gaza are here
And they are so, like bitchin
Like rape and murder are off the charts
But hey, I don’t judge cuz like
That’s so racist cuz
You know Palestinian is a race
Like all they want is peace
They , like, love the way I talk (Gaza girl)
Like, they say I’m “Useful” (Gaza girl)
Oh, my GOD (Gaza girl)
My name?
Gretta Thunberg (Gaza girl)
That’s right Thunberg (Gaza girl)
Like my pronouns are (Gaza girl)
Like, xi and thy (Gaza girl)
And I’m like straight up non binary (Gaza girl)
Like I love living off other peoples money (Gaza girl)
And ya know, Israels evil (Gaza girl)
Like totally (Gaza girl)
How dare you (Gaza girl)
Just
Just
HOW DARE YOU
Worst “Where is she now?” ever!
Is a Greta tracker available?
I would lime to see the moment the boat gets sunk.