[T.B. Yoits]

She should have fought him with two swords, declaring she is “non-binary”, and sued the pants off them when they disqualified her.

[maddog55]

Good idea but a semi auto Sig would be better and state the gun identifies as a sword.

[MayflowerMadam]

“She should have fought him with two swords, declaring she is ‘non-binary’”

Or say that she identifies as ambidextrous and her pronouns are, “shish” and “kabob”.