[Veto!]

I’ve never dated a computer.
They’re all know-it-alls.

[Qwapisking]

so are democrat activist women know it all’s.

[Tell It Right]

A computer DATE I knew had a strong DRIVE when we PARKED. I asked if she was COMPATIBLE but couldn’t get a WORD in when she started her DIALOG about her Dodge RAM didn’t allow her to TOGGLE her SEAT COOLING. I asked her about NESTing WITH me FOR the NEXT phase in our LIFECYCLE. But she did THROW me for a LOOP stating it was TIME for her GURU MEDITATION to increase her mental BANDWITH TO HANDLE life’s EXCEPTIONS without being tempted to BYTE her PARENT OR CHILD. I ABORTED our RELATIONSHIP faster than you could BLINK, SUMmarizing that she wasn’t my TYPE.

[Huskrrrr]

My computer and I decided to just be friends

[sasquatch]

Use to stay up all night with some.