I went on a blind date. She wasn’t my type so I told her I was a garbage man. Her eyes went blank and she never said another word to me the rest of the night. Not even bye.
That was certainly a good anti "pick up" line.
For added effect, did you tell her that you had a... crush on her? Said that you couldn't wait to give her a squeeze? Asked her what perfume she was wearing because the scent was familiar?
Plenty of opportunities to be cordial, yet some people are so rude.
Garbage men make good money.
Off the subject but I saw a garbage man, at a stop to pick up a can, get out of the truck and do 20 or so pushups.