[Thomas Jerome]

I never fly anywhere without my Colt 45. I keep it in my flight bag. No one ever checks it.

[HollyB]

What? You’re saying you put your bag in the X-ray machine and no one’s seen it? I don’t believe it.

[marktwain]

I never fly anywhere without my Colt 45. I keep it in my flight bag. No one ever checks it.

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Private pilot?

TSA checkpoints do not apply to private pilots and their own planes.

[null and void]

I never fly anywhere without my Colt 45. I keep it in my flight bag.

You're not the only one who needs a nip or two to steady their nerves while flying.