[Sirius Lee]

studying “Modern Arab intellectual history.”

Will be the world’s shortest thesis even penned.

Becky Sue Fancher’s 3rd grade report on the pig farm she visited over summer vacation will prove more substantial.

[Albion Wilde]

studying “Modern Arab intellectual history.” Will be the world’s shortest thesis even penned.

Nah. That would be “The Complete Book of Irish Foreplay.”