[dfwgator]

Stan Marsh : What the hell are you doing, Cartman?

Cartman : My Mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet.

Kyle Broflovski : Really?

Stan Marsh : Well, I got a Indigo Girls CD, the guy at the record store said it was perfect

[puts the CD in the player]

Stan Marsh : .

Kyle Broflovski : I got these killer Birkenstocks.

[the boys all start licking the carpet while the Indigo Girls are playing]

Stan Marsh : This is a bunch a’ crap! I’ve been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don’t feel like a lesbian!

[rdcbn1]

You forgot the part about chowing on the box :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dljoBfB7X44

Kind of suspect Walz’s interests lie in different direction.

[silverleaf]

Oh, you are bad Mist’ Rhett….

[citizen]

LOL