Interviewer: But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.
Stig: Oh yeah, well – he did that, yeah.
Interviewer: Why?
Stig: Well he had to, didn’t he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed The Unwritten Law.
Interviewer: What had you done?
Stig: Er… Well he never told me that. But he gave me his word that it was the case, and that’s good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he didn’t want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. There’s nothing Dinsdale wouldn’t do for you.
Didn’t he nail your wife’s head to a coffee table?