“With all of these students missing their finals, do we have a looming shortage of Gender Studies graduates?”
Hardly. Some professors are giving all the snowflakes an A for having to go through the trauma.
When you live in a fantasy world (also known as "making up the rules as you go along" and/or "moving the goalposts"), success is anything you want it to be. "Fantasy World" met real life when the cops stormed the campuses and drug these lunatics off by their man-buns and keffiyehs.