[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

It was a joke, my friend. Unfortunately for some, I am still alive. I need to retire and tell the whole story. But, have to be retired first and there is a reason.

[DiogenesLamp]

It was a joke, my friend. Unfortunately for some, I am still alive.

Well then I am much relieved! Sorry I didn't catch the joke. Nowadays so many people say crazy things in all seriousness that I have lost the ability to detect sarcasm or dark humor.

I need to retire and tell the whole story. But, have to be retired first and there is a reason.

I commiserate. I would like to tell my real name and talk about my life and what I do, but experience has taught me that it is dangerous to do so.