[dfwgator]

911 is a joke.

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"911 is a joke."

They only come when they wanna.

[hopespringseternal]

I've called for various reasons over the years. Having called for such things as house and car fires and had the 911 dispatcher spend 30 minutes figuring out which jurisdiction to call, I just figure you might as well break out the hot dogs.

I've had much better responses just googling the local sheriff's office number.