[DannyTN]

Possibilities:

• Hillary runs for office.
• Baywatch returns
• Bruce Jenner goes transgender
• Planet X is discovered on a collision course with Earth.
• Trump moves his organization's HQ out of NYC.
• Werewolf is a thing and highly contagious.
• Yoohoo refuses to do a zero sugar version.
• Pleasurebots won't be affordable for another 40 years.
• Kudzu mutates and becomes even more aggressive.
• The terrible something continues to stay just out of reach haunting us all of our lives.

[Salamander]

: Most of the population becomes mindless zombies.

Oh.
Wait.
Never mind.