Well, that response should bring the viewers back! I’m sure consumers will show up with Bud Light in hand ready to watch a movie about 2 hispanic trans-stingrays and three black non-binary angel fish (of which one is missing a fin) looking for their jointly “birthed” (via a porpoise surrogate)lost minnow who was kidnapped by the big white whale.
Ya think?
“”kidnapped by the big white whale.””
Imagine a remake of Moby Dick, where the whale is jet black! Oh, the humanity! Antifa & BLM would receive many $$$ to protest at the theaters.
Heck, a new offshoot of BLM could be formed: BWM, Black Whales Matter. Anyone mentioning ‘all whales matter’ would be sentenced to re-education, to get their mind right. The Black Whale Industrial Complex would form, and after major influx of $$$, more mansions could be purchased.