[quantim]

These stories about Big Mike are nothing but clickbait. Seen her lately? Fat and ugly.

There two main reasons why Mooch won’t be on the ticket:

1) She is too damned lazy.
2) Hussein would never allow it.

[Williams]

I think it will be Gavin who is of course a complete leftist disaster. Depending on how long this is delayed are they planning to just ignore their own primaries and insert the candidate?

[StAnDeliver]

"There two main reasons why Mooch won’t be on the ticket:

1) She is too damned lazy.
2) Hussein would never allow it."

Good, but those are #2 and #3.

You will never see Moochelle on any ballot precisely because she cannot afford to be asked, even once:

"Ms. Obama, why did you marry a homosexual fantisizer*? Did Obama cheat on you with other men? What about his body man Reggie Love? Are your kids actually Obama's? You live with a gay man -- why don't you get a divorce?"

* Obama's own biographer said that Bobo was not just on the down-low but also a homosexual fantasizer. That revelation comes from a Putlitzer Prize winner in the employ of the Manhattan publishing houses -- oy gevalt. This raisin's day in the sun is finished, as is ms. raisin.

[al baby]

kinda like Slick and Hillary

[Fledermaus]

3) Too difficult to keep hiding his penis.