Elvis is not on the ballot, but I am sure he will vote.
When I saw “Elvis is not on the ballot” juxtaposed with the Kentucky gubernatorial elections, I thought somehow this had to do with Elvis’ “Kentucky Rain”, one of the silliest lyrics ever. (Hint: She left him because they have in the middle of nowhere Kentucky, and they don’t have a car, and he apparently isn’t worried about his job if he has one.)