“Janet really bailed us out on this one,” said Air Force Gen. Charles Q. Brown, Jr., Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. “She even has a ‘Preferred Customer’ Raytheon punch card, so we’re only a couple more wars away from getting a free war! Taiwan, here we come!”
“With the killer discount I get from Raytheon, we’ll be bombing people into oblivion on two continents, all without breaking the bank!” Yellen giggled, and even offered to put the wars on her personal tab.
Wars? Heck, w/ that kind of a discount we could even finance “saving civilization.”
Go vote for Omar.