[llevrok]

Missing out on drag queen reading sessions
Missing out of placing a condom on a banana in kindergarten
Missing out learning that all white males are evil
Missing out on NEA indoctrination
Missing out on......Well... you get the point

[No name given]

Exactly.

[billorites]

I could never remember that whole banana/condom drill when I was supposed to.

Made for some awkward dates.