Jammal Bowman’s story WRT pulling a fire alarm keeps changing:
<><>he was confused,
<><>he was panicked,
<><>he had to go to the bathroom
<><>the emergency door wouldnt open
<><>he’s a victim of Nazis
<><>he’s oppressed; cant read; went to lousy schools
<><>he thought he smelled smoke,
<><>he didnt happen to have a fire extinguisher on him
<><>he always wanted to be a fireman
The guy’s as pure as the driven snow. He’s a Congressman, he had no criminal intent.
They need to stick to one story. How about “he’s an idiot. “
Who told him to do it, because I don’t think he’s clever enough to come up with the idea on his own.