[Pilsner]

The two of should be ashamed of yourselves. There is no more cannibalism in the Royal Navy. In fact, there is appreciably LESS cannibalism in the Royal Navy, and it is well within acceptable limits. Everyone knows that real problem these days in the Army. What do think Prince Harry and the Irish Guards were eating in Afghanistan, field rations?

[FreeReign]

Ha! I forgot the punchline.

Voice Over: Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.