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Woman: Well, I won’t say nevermore but let’s say I very seldom date Democrats. Can’t trust them and half of them turn out to be gay.
Probably a raven. Know how you can tell the difference between a crow and a raven if you aren’t close enough to see some of the telltale signs (besides the size)?
When crows land in a tree, they fidget when they land, moving around as if trying to settle their balance.
Ravens just land in that tree and are still...:)