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FBI Seizes Jaiden's Backpack In Predawn Raid
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/30/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/30/2023 11:13:58 AM PDT by DFG

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1 posted on 08/30/2023 11:13:58 AM PDT by DFG
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Probably shot the kids dog first.


2 posted on 08/30/2023 11:16:22 AM PDT by glorgau
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I’m glad that CNN was notified ahead of this raid so everyone could see what happens to those trying to overthrow the Biden regime.


3 posted on 08/30/2023 11:17:04 AM PDT by TopDog2 (Onward Christian soldiers)
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It’s been a while, but this one caught me.


4 posted on 08/30/2023 11:18:44 AM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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> It’s been a while, but this one caught me. <

Whenever I convince myself that I’m wise and sophisticated, I get stung by the Bee.


5 posted on 08/30/2023 11:22:54 AM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: DFG

Dang. Caught me again.


6 posted on 08/30/2023 11:25:26 AM PDT by SkyDancer (If At First You Don't Suceed, Well So Much For Skydiving ~)
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To: DFG
For a moment there, I thought they were going after John Sullivan!

-PJ

7 posted on 08/30/2023 11:26:15 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: DFG

PURE EVIL!


8 posted on 08/30/2023 11:28:59 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: DFG

I was pissed until I saw “Babylon Bee”. The scary thing is that it would not not surprise me.


9 posted on 08/30/2023 11:29:22 AM PDT by kenmcg (ti hi o)
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I BOUGHT IT!


10 posted on 08/30/2023 11:29:55 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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I knew this was the Bee because the FBI could not mobilize that quickly...

;-)


11 posted on 08/30/2023 11:33:41 AM PDT by cgbg ("Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." Anna Freud.)
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Dam, read the source first. Got me again.


12 posted on 08/30/2023 11:34:35 AM PDT by justrepublican (Screaming like a "Vexatious requester" at a Wellstone memorial........)
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The FBI would not shoot a little kid, unless he or she was a MAGA Republican of course.


13 posted on 08/30/2023 11:36:02 AM PDT by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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I read that after the Pre-Dawn raid the Brave FBI Tactical Team reported that they sustained NO INJURIES. They seemed disappointed that the 12 YEAR OLD didn’t put up much of a fight.


14 posted on 08/30/2023 11:37:25 AM PDT by OHPatriot (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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MAGA backpack.

Excellent idea.


15 posted on 08/30/2023 11:37:33 AM PDT by TheWriterTX (Trust not in earthly princes....!)
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DAMMIT!

I was fully prepared for this one to be real.


16 posted on 08/30/2023 11:37:52 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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I don’t believe this is true for one second. A real FBI pre-dawn raid would have shot the kid dead.


17 posted on 08/30/2023 11:39:23 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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The Bee scores again! 😄😂


18 posted on 08/30/2023 11:45:12 AM PDT by Allegra (Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
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I was fully prepared for this one to be real.

Sad how the democRATs have so weaponized the 3 letter agencies against Americans they disagree with that one wouldn't know if this was sarcasm without noting the source.

19 posted on 08/30/2023 11:47:36 AM PDT by DaBroasta ("An armed society is a polite society" Heinlein)
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The stupid libtard teachers are dumber than the students


20 posted on 08/30/2023 11:49:06 AM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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